Well, what a boring day. I got up this morning, like a normal school day and I went to school ... for 4 fucking hours of maths. Luckily though it was productive, I got quite a bit done, so that was all right I suppose. I've decided my maths teacher is a tall, hairy oompa loompa, there's nothing more to it. ANYWAY, I'm watching Australian Idol right now, it's not overly interesting, but I have to say, if Kelly gets knocked out I wont be happy!!! I don't want stupid country bumpkin to win, that would suck. I've been doing a little bit of art today, it's not going that well though. I need to be finishing one piece a day for my practical extension and be working on my practicals at the same time. I need to make some cows and start doing pictures of my friends. I needa do some of my practical extension on the computer, I have a lot of work ahead of me and I still have to go to rehearsals for the boy friend (I think I may have made a bit of a mistake by saying I'd help out, but ah well, it should be good anyway) and I have to go to a meeting for physics on Wednesday and another maths session next monday. Tomorrow I have to go to centenial park, my nanna's ashes are being put in the ground. I'll get to see my cousin Martin who's come down especially for it, I haven't seen him for so long. After that I'm going with mum to take Rebecca into town and I'm meeting up with david and we're going to the art gallery. It should be a really good exhibition, the only bad thing is that ya can't take photos, ya have to like buy post cards or some shit, how annoying. I think I'll be taking a little book that I can write about the pictures in so that I can do my third theory piece, YAY!!! Then I'll just have to polish the second one and it'll be smooth sailing for the rest of the trip to the end of the year ... well bloody fast sailing, but it should be smooth. =O). I honestly cannot wait until this year is over, it's so close that I can smell it .... it smells daaaaaaaaamn sweet .... like 100 bags of castor sugar all melted down and bubbling away. mmmmmmmmmmmmm .... oh, sorry, I'm back from dream land now. Fuckin hell, I swear, if Levi or Shannon win Australian Idol Ima be so bloody shitty, I wont buy any of their shit ... I wont even download it, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it. I love Cle, I want her to win, or Kelly. I swear I've seen Cle someone where before, like on ship to shore or something like that. The hosts are so dumb, they look so pathetic. I don't particularly like Paulini .... but she's got some talent. Shannon ... well I've spoken about him already, I don't want a country singer to win Australian Idol. Cosima is ... well she's interesting, she's not a bad singer. Rob is a little cutie, he makes funny faces when he sings so he can stay this week. I think the little girl is gonna get bumped this week, along with rebekah, which is bad, cuz she's so cute, she's given it so much for someone who's so young, I think that even if she doesn't win she'll end up with a contract and even if that doesn't happen, she should be happy to have gotten this far. GOD!! I can't wait to get a new damned computer chair, this folding one is killing me!!! Ok, I have just seen the fuckin stupidest advert, it's for a TV from Sony and it's got these little babies sitting around with old men's heads on them, it's SO shit!!!!!! Bloody Levi, I want him off, I hate him!!! We don't need a bloody RnB singer either. Poor little lauren, she's the first of the bottom three ... I think she's out then =O( she's so small and all alone and stuff. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! CLE!!!! if she's out Ima stress!!!!!!! it's either gonna be one or both of them, that would suck so much. I think it'll be Rebekah and Lauren though, Cle should be ok, but if she's not .... GRRRRRRRR. Anyway ... enough blabbing I'm sure you're all bored ... YESSSSSSS!!!!!!! Mission accomplished. Bye everyone.

Well, that was nice and scary for all involved. Tonight we went down to Glenelg, to have some McDonalds and take a nice walk. All was going well and then we made our way back to the carpark and then this car drives past us really slowly as you do in a car park and it's full of dick heads .... anyway you can imagine what happened next "FAGS!!" "YOU FUCKIN FAGGOTS!!" and then they drive off and we think it's all over ... but no, they decide to reverse back as fast as their shitty magna will go, straight at us. Luckily, I looked back and saw them tearing toward us and I shoved everyone behind a car, they shouted a few more nasty words and then took off. Of course by this time I was shaking, I dunno what would have happened if I hadn't looked back, or if there hadn't been a car there for us to get behind. I dunno what I woulda done if they'd got out the car either, it's unlikely they'd have walked away though. I can't fucking stand people who are homophobic ... granted people don't have to agree to it, but they have no right to make others feel like shit. I was shaking when we got back in the car, I don't know if it was from anger or what, I was glad that everyone was ok though. On a lighter note, today David and I went grocery shopping with his mum, then she left us at the checkout and went off to get more stuff ... now, neither david nor I had done shopping on our own before so we're thinking ... ok, what the fuck do we do now, is there some special order for putting the groceries on the convayer belt? So we started trying to figure it out and the nice lady infront of us was like "ok, you put yer heavy stuff at the front and yer bread at the back .... so we did and our heavy stuff squished her bread ... whoops. It was all out funny though, I think we had a good time. I also went to lunch with Julie, that was great, then we went for a little bit of a walk around colonnades .... sorry, CENTRO Colonnades as it's called now. On my way in, I saw someone getting arrested for shop lifting, I thought, HAHA!! you dick face. Not only are you stealing shit, but you're getting caught too, that's two counts of stupid. I think that about sums up my day today ... it was interesting, eventful and tiring, I can't wait till tomorrow, David's BBQ should be kewl. YAY!!! Good night ladies and gents of the non-homophobic orientation. =O)

Those more obervant among you would notice that today is Friday, that means it's the end of the week, but this Friday is special ... IT'S THE END OF THE TERM!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! This day is long awaited among those of us who are still trying to finish our sentence, we've been denied bail, but we're almost there!!! I had to go and see the warden today, commonly referred to as Ms House or the "lesbian chihuahua" depending on what day of the week it is. I had to get her signature on some stupid application that I had to fill out that I'm not even eligible to enter for (stupid teachers). I wrote some things that were apparently not true, so she wouldn't sign it, lol, what do I care I'm not even eligible. =O). Anyway, apart from that, today I finished off my first mask in art, I think it looks kewl, it's taken me sooooooooooo long to finish it, waiting for the plaster stuff to dry and painting it, but I'm happy with it now. I brought home all this art stuff to work with over the holidays, like clay, the plaster stuff to make the second face interesting, a set of pencils and of course my work ... so that I can do it. =O). I gotta go see the surrealism exhibition some time so that I can do my third theory piece and have that out of the way by next term. My aim is to have my practical extension done by the end of the holidays, my theory done and MAYBE my first practical piece, then I don't have TOO much to do when I go back next term. I'm going to be busy, busy, busy. I was hoping I was going to be able to sleep for two weeks ... but apparently I wont be able to. Never mind. As you may have noticed I now have a different lay out for my web page ... I know what you're thinking, it doesn't look different, but it is, the background is a tiny bit different and I'm now using tables instead of frames and there's no little orange bar at the bottom. Hopefully over the next two weeks I'll spend a bit of time updating this, making it look pretty, putting up some more art work ... maybe =O). I may even write more often *gasp* that's right!!! I know it's hard to believe, but I just might. Rhiannon has gone off to the NT to see her family, I hope she has a good time, she said she'd bring us back some cool Darwin stuff, lol. I have her black pantyhose sitting in my car with a seat belt on, this represents her so that she's with us while she's not here. David's having a BBQ on Sunday and she will be attending that, we will tie the feet of the pantyhose around a knife and fork like she did in drama class. She's so crazy. =O). I have to go in to smelly school on Monday because I have a maths lesson =O(, it's so crap, I'm glad how ever, of the art session on the last Sunday of the holidays, I'll be able to take in the work that I've hopefully done and see what she says. I think after school is finished I'm gonna be so relieved that I'm just gonna piss myself lol. Not really, but yeh, that's how relieved I'll be. It's gonna be the best feeling in the world to know that it's over, that I don't have to go back to that hell hole ever again!!! Even if I go back next year I wont be going there, I'll be going to Hamilton, but failiure is not an option for me, I'm going to work my ass off for the next 5 weeks to get the score I needa get. I've got idea how I'm going to go, it's scary. Anyways, that's enough boring for one day, maybe I'll write again tomorrow.

WELL IT IS!!!!! Anyway, as I was saying yesterday, Futurama is cool. You know what isn't cool though? School!!! Damn it sucks ... anyway, tomorrow is David's drama moderation and he's asked me and Adam to help out, YAY!!! There's also an art excursion on tomorrow, but I can go to the art gallery when ever I want to, David's moderation will only happen once. I'd also like to mention a certain smelly someone who is being her usual penis head self and not turning up to the most important event on her drama calendar ... oh well, I hope she likes getting zeros. =O). I feel embarassed because the moderator is coming to our school especially to moderate David and Smelly Poo, and she's not even going to have the decency to show up. ANYWHO!!! David's performance is AWESOME!!! I'm so glad he asked me to help out and besides, this way we get to go to the art gallery on our own for some appreciation on our own time. I can't wait for it to be finished tomorrow, I think it'll be a big weight off David's shoulders and he'll be much happier, I don't like seeing my friends stressed out by work, or anything for that matter. I'm so proud of myself, on Friday I went and informed the principal of an act of violence upon a locker in the year 12 area and the culprits got kicked out for the rest of the term ... granted that's only one week, but that's one week less I have to put up with them. Good riddance to annoying cunts I say. =O). This week in art I've been working on a three dimensional face which I made with plaster bandages, this plaster, paper mache and clay shit all mixed up together to make a substance quite like that of cat shit. I used the cat shit to make nice features on the face, it looks really cool, but it would be better if I could be there all through the drying process so that as it gets harder I can smooth it out, rather than having to sand it shit loads at the end. Adam came over tonight, as he usually does to do his computing work and my computer decided that it doesn't want to acknowledge the fact that I have a floppy disk drive, which is annoying, I guess I'll have to fix it later. Poor David, he had nails put on for his performance tomorrow and he can't type, so he had to ask me to come around and type for him, lol, it was kinda funny, they looks really good though, I think David will get good marks and if he doesn't I wont be happy, because he's put a shit load of work into this, unlike some smelly people who will remain nameless ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm watching one of those foreign shows that would be the equivalent of neighbours and these people are in a bar and there's a nirvana song playing in the background, I think it's funny. I always notice that they play unknown songs in the background of the coffee shop of neighbours, so I assume it would be a universal thing to do this. BTW David, I know you're reading this, the morning before your drama moderation, I'm wishing you the best of luck I possibly can, I'm glad you can trust me enough to let me be involved and I know how much work you've put into this. You'll do great, I know you will. BIG HUGS AND KISSES AND ALL THAT SHIT!!!!!!!
-KirstyWirstyWinkyDinkyDoodlePoos!!!!!

Wow, big surprise, one week after my last entry and I'm writing again ... well only just one week ... I have 3 minutes in which to write this journal. How ever, I'm gonna go with "I started it on Tuesday, there fore it's Thursday's journal" .... well I meant Tuesday's Journal ... but I'm not concentrating, I'm watching Futurama which I've already seen, it's the episode where they brew beer inside of Bender. HAHAHAHA!!! "You should be proud that they became sucesses, instead of following in your food stamps" oh how I love Futurama's humour .... oh look, it's tomorrow now. YAY!

Wow, someone's gotten lazy .... and it's meeeeeeeee!!! hehehehe, it's been a week since I wrote anything. Maybe it's been a week since I've thought anything. Neighbours has been full of ups and downs, Lynn's been stealing again and Steph has just told Jack that she has breast cancer ... good girl! YAY!! Jamie Oliver is on next, I loooooooove him, he's sooooooooo kewl. I have to say, over the past week school has just gotten worse and worse and worse, I thought I was in the clear for physics ... but no, I have to write another damn practical report. =O( just what I want to be doing, especially when I haven't actually done all the practicals. Tomorrow we have an excursion for drama, we're going into town to see a play called Sprung, should be alright. Tonight David, Adam, Hayley and I are going to Glenelg, I need to take some pictures for art. I was the only person who stayed for extended art today, how much do I feel like a loser, lol. Ah well. I got a fair bit done, I made two masks, added abstracted features to one and I have to wait for the other one to dry. Should be ready to paint on Thursday when I get back to school. I also had a talk with my art teacher about the rest of my practical extension and my second practical, I've decided I'm going to take the easy/lazy option and just stick with the coloured pencil for the practical extension for the next 14 pieces, I should get a C apparently, I'll be happy with that, lol. For my second practical I wanna abstract the faces of my friends, but I need to develop the idea, what I'm thinking at the moment, involves david, adam and hayley under a tree which will have my face blended into it. So I'm sort of looking over them and protecting them. Anyway, to do this I need to have photos of everyone, so tonight I'm going to take some .... YAY!!! PHOTOS!!! ... lol, I just stopped writing and trailed off to read david's journal, his is more exciting than mine. =O). I had a maths test today, it sucked ass, but I think I passed this time ... as opposed to last time, when I got 5/41, isn't that fantastic. David had a little gathering on Saturday, it was rockin, although I had down points I thought over all I had a blast. David's gatherings are always awesome, I can't wait till the next one. I don't have any regrets about the night, cept maybe for not drinking, I wouldn't have minded maving a drink or two, but never mind, it was much better to have sarah, darren, annie and brooklyn there. =O) In the morning Leanne couldn't find her wallet and although I knew I couldn't do anything I still felt bad, I checked my car and then Leanne checked it again and it turns out that it was in Brent's car, poor Leanne =O(. Anyway, I needa get dressed to go out and take photos =O). I'm thinking about wearing my docs, but I know I'll regret it cuz they'll kill my feet ... I think I'm going to wear these ones with the laces untied all the time, like I had planned for my first pair, these ones are tighter, so they'll stay on. Bye Bye Lovies, have a nice day where ever you may be. =O)

So ... you're still coming here? I'm impressed. Last night I was supposed to go up to david's house to help him wear out Willow, so that she'd go to sleep, poor little girl, she's so cute, but I guess she hasn't settled in yet. I made a toy for her today, I found an old scrunchie thing that's a brightly coloured butterfly and I went outside and got a stick, then I tied them together with elastic, so now she'll have a toy to play with. YAY for Willow!!! She's so cute and small, she makes me want a cat when I know that I don't even really like them, lol. I can't get a cat anyway, I just have a fat ugly dog named patch. I went to school today, as usual, it sucked. Fuckin maths teacher wasn't there again and I didn't understand the work we were supposed to do, so I went back to the beginning of the chapter and all I did was get through one excercise. I really should do some homework to help me understand the work that we're supposed to do and perhaps even catch up!!! Then maybe I might pass the next test we have. English was boring as per usual and Art was alright, I got a bit done, I finished off a face completely, so that's 3 out of the way. I started another background as well, I glued the page and stuck on the tissue paper, I think I'm gonna paint this one orange as well and then go over it with black. I really need to get a move on with this whole art, thing, I have 6 weeks of school left and 2 weeks of holidays, I'm freaking out. I'm watching neighbours right now and I'm laughing because lynn has left her baby in the car, what a dick and now she's lost the car HAHAHAHAHA you penis face!!!! I had to take my car in for a wheel alignment today, it was pulling to the left a shit load but it's much better now, it all works really good, but they say I might need tyres soon, lol, that's ok though. Well that's all for today, not over stimulating I know, but hey, I'm not forcing you to read. =O)

LALALALALA!! I'm hungry, I want a bowl full of melted chocolate ... a BIG one. I went to the doctor today only to be told to keep doing what I'm doing already (taking panadol, etc). I have a stupid virus that's makin my ear and my throat hurt, DAMN BEING SICK, DAMN IT TO HELL!!! I'm so excited, the new episodes of Kath and Kim start next week, not that I can get the ABC very clearly on my TV =O(. Ah well, I'm watching the simpsons right now, it's the episode where Bart sells his soul and Lisa's just got it back for him, what a nice sister. I wish I had a sister ... or a brother, that would be cool. Although I would have to share things and that would suck. Today at school wasn't too bad, although I still felt like shit. We had some stupid people come in and talk to us about some stupid make up crap, I found it very degrading, I wanted to walk out. I got a fair bit done in art, on Thursday I spent a whole lesson saturating a page with glue, saturating tissue paper with glue and sticking it all over and today I got to paint it with slightly watered down paint. I used orange and it sort of separated the colours, so it's orange with yellow high lights, it looks so cool, I'm really happy with it. It's just a background for a face, like the one to the left, but done with pencil rather than oil pastel. I'm quite happy with the way that things are going with the pencil faces, it's less messy than oil pastels and I think easier to work with. I started drawing a face free hand today using just coloured pencils, I think it's going alright so far. I've used the same style so far with the eyes (that's all I've done) that I've been using when I trace them off and it seems to be working alright. My maths teacher was away today which was a nice surprise, I really wasn't in the mood for maths, but then again I never really am. I woke up at like 6:50 this morning and I thought WTF!!! why am I awake, it's the weekend, then I thought again and I'm like SHIT!!! it's monday. I hate it when that happens. Ah well. I was really excited today, it was nice to be able to drive myself to school again, I got my car back on Saturday, it now has all the gears AND goes forwards and the carburettor is fixed also, so I don't have to have a paper clip in there or start it with a peg in the engine. I can't wait till Australian Idol tonight, I want courtney and rob to get through, they're the best two from last night, but last week's people sucked ass ... well the majority of them anyway. The best two got through, Cle is the funniest thing. That's enough for today, I'll catch all you lovies tomorrow.

Well, today's Father's day and the second day of the garage sale here. We sold just about everything and I snaffled a few extra items for my collection, like some glass bowls, a glass juicer and best of all ... A BLENDER!!!! I'm gonna need another box for the stuff that I have now. I'm watching Australian Idol right now, these people so far aren't very good, I still want Kelly to win, partly because she's hot and partly because she's from adelaide not that I'm into the whole "home town pride" thing. I'm not looking forward to going back to school tomorrow I'm so sick of the stupidity that doesn't let up. I think one day I'm just going to explode and yell at everyone, not that it will do any good. Over the past five minutes my mood has changed far too dramatically for me to keep writing .... stay tuned for more tales from the bored and the fucked up.

So, I guess you're wondering why you're here? Well ya know what? So am I, hehehehe. Welcome, one and all, to the greatest freakshow there ever was ... or my life, either is fine. It's Friday night and I'm stuck at home, what a loser I am. I'm watching some strange fucked up horror movie which I don't understand ... all these people are just running around stabbing each other and this other man is like HEAPS old and keeping himself alive some how .... with like magic ... or spinal fluid or something. He now seems to be melting, it's rather hideous and sounds horribly painful. Anyway enough about that. Back to me being a lo .... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA he just fell into a small pile on the ground, making a damn funny noise. The other night we (being David, Jordan, Adam and Hayley) went to Marion to see a movie. We saw Darkness Falls ... it was kinda funny, it's one of those funny "stay out of the dark" movies. If you like jumpiness and hilarity I would recommend seeing it. This movie has just got like 10 times more hilarious, the guy that melted, he had sex with this woman and now she can keep herself alive ... but only with spinal fluid and they've lured this guy into their house and they're gonna harvest him .... YAY!!! The movie is called "necronomicon: book of the dead" I bought it at one of those sales at video ezy. Today at school was crap, we had maths, I'm not coping with that at the moment, I'm not understanding, ... it's just plain horrible. Lately I've been in one of those, "don't worry, everything will work out like it always does" moods, but things don't actually work like that =O(. Having said that you'd think that I would change my attitude and do work ... but no, dumb arse me is sitting around wasting a good few hours doing nothing but chatting and fabricating a web page (the one you're reading now for the less "logically endowed" individuals). At school today, I have to say it was the most retarded it has ever been, a teacher came into the year twelve area and sat there watching the morons try and kill each other, this when he was supposed to be on yard duty. In fact at some stage I believe he was "egging them on" it's people like him who reproduce to create the demon spawn we see in schools today. I've said it many times before and I'll say it again I don't know how the hell these dick heads made it to year twelve, natural selection should have weeded them out by now. They should have like cut off their heads or something stupid like that. I've been speaking to Annie a lot lately, this has made me very happy, I haven't seen Annie at all for ... well FOR EVER!!! I've missed her heaps =O(. I'm glad we get a chance to talk now, but I wish I had something more interesting to talk about. I've been so bored lately and I shouldn't be, I have so much work to do, but I just cannot bring myself to do it, like in art, I have like a whole year's work to do. By the way if you're planning on doing art of any form in year 12, my advice is DO NOT SLACK OFF!!! IT WILL NOT BE OK, YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR WORK!!! My second piece of advice would be to pick another subject. An example of my work can be seen to the left, that's one of twenty pieces that I have to complete in the next .... well not enough weeks. I have two weeks of holidays coming up and I think I'll be becoming a hermit for the whole of them and getting stuck into my art ... as well as physics, maths and who knows what else, I'm gonna be so horribly busy. If you've made it this far without getting bored, I'm proud of you, this must be horribly boring. I see this as one of those things that I will forget to do tomorrow, or just not be bothered to do, but we'll see, maybe I will be able to stick with this one, HAHA!! Maybe something interesting will happen to me and I'll wanna come and tell you all about it. I guess you'll have to wait and see and come back tomorrow, HAHA!!! Now I've got you hooked ... well probably not, but it's fun to think so. I'm gonna go now and finish watching this fuckin weird ass movie. Have a nice day poo faces. =O)