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I just blogged and now it's gone because I got disconnected.

I will not blog again tonight.

Isn't my desk lovely!! So clean too!!!

So, these are my new glasses, what do you think? They're mambo, the case is kewl, it's black with a red mambo logo on it ... I think I like it more than the glasses, although it is really nice to be able to see.

.... Isn't that a pretty picture. Bloody scary if ya ask me ... I think she was only squinting though, from the flash. If sheda done that on her own I would have run away screaming. Anyway, that was the morning after David's Saturday the 13th party. It was funtastic. Annie and Darren were there, which was kewl, it's always nice to see them. Of course it was nice to see everyone else as well =O).

The night before that we went into town to go fire twirling, with leanne. Then Annie sent me a message saying that she could see me ... and I couldn't see her, so we spent half an hour playing hide and seek and at last she told me where she was. She had Darren with her and then Annie and Leanne's friend Amelia turned up and she wanted to get her nipple pierced, so we took her to do so. After walking Hindley St for a bit we found a peircing place that was open and so she went and got it done. Good on her I say. There were some nice canadian boys there too which was kewl. Anyway, this place was accross the street from the basement, we looked accross the road and saw our wonderful drag queen friend, Miss Scareltte Fever (sorry if I spelled it wrong). So we stopped and chatted with her for a while and then we were off home. I had a blast, people should get pierced more often I say!!

Those people who say that life is too short are dead wrong, life isn't nearly short enough. And I don't want any arguments from you "happy" people and fucking optimists.

controversial topics? how about forced sterilizations of those members of the human race who have shown themselves to be incapable of the responsibility of sex.

Thanks to Mr Dang for that topic. I have had the ... (insert the word opposite to priviledge) of spending a year with the stupidest people I have ever met. These were the majority of the year 12s at my school last year. I'd like to begin my argument with the girls. First off, one of them has reproduced already and I have nothing against her and her child. She had it with a man she's been with as long as I can remember ... so about 5 years if not more. I think she'd make a rockin mother, the only thing I disagree with is her choice of god mother .... even though it's her best friend, if I was the baby I wouldn't want to spend the first few years of my life being frightened to death by having a dinosaur peering at me at regular intervals. Of course this is only funny if you've met the person to whom I refer, so if you haven't just use your imagination.

Ok, so now onto the stupid people. First off we have exhibit A. This is a girl who I hadn't paid much attention to in previous years and now I know why, she's really stupid and not worth listening to, except to have a laugh at. Through out the year, we collected a set of phrases that were so stupid that you could do nothing but laugh at her. We called these the (insert exhibit A's name here) monologues. I will now list some off for you:
1. When asked how to spell pumpkin, she simply answered "Isn't it punkin?"
2. When playing some sort of game where you have to list things within categories that start with a specific letters, her friends had picked out the letter C and were reading out their words when it came to the category of a famous monument. The current winner had written down "Canberra House" the person in question piped up to correct the second person and said "No, a monument. You know, like a famous moment in time."
At the moment I can't think of any others, but I think I've made my point about exhibit A. So if I could nominate people to be spayed or neutered, she would be my first.

Exhibit B, other wise known as lil miss rock up when ever I want. This person was never at school in the mornings, in fact I feel sure that she'll be at least half a day late for her own funeral. Most days she would chose to turn up in class just after recess ... and then proceed to eat her recess in class, which pissed off most of the teachers in the classes that we had together. This out spoken individual some how managed to pass all her subjects to the best of my knowledge. Now, again I don't have anything against this person, we spoke on numerous occasions, not about the most important things, but we spoke. Having said that, if I was her boss I would need her to be on time, all the time and if she's going on to produce my future employees and they turn out to be like her, I don't need that, so she should also not have children. She's also very small and I think it would do her harm to bear children.

Now, onto the boys ... this part could be quite long. First of Exhibit C, now, this boy and I mean boy because he acted like one from the moment I met him in year 8. This individual and his best mate sit around most of the time and try to attract attention to themselves by making stupid noises. As the years went on more and more people started doing it and by year 12 there were at least 5 or 6 boys doing it constantly and annoying the shit out of those of us who were actually in school to learn rather than just to impress those with even less brain power. Some of these people actually had the brain power to do great things, but they wasted their time, simply for the opportunity to be cool. If I have kids and they turn out like these dick heads, they will be disowned.

Exhibit D. This person was repeating year 12 so that he could join the police force. Personally I don't want people like him looking out for people like me. This person went to a lot of trouble to make me and my friends feel like shit most of the time. I picked him up on it once. I stood up to him, called him a cunt and asked why he has to be such a rude prick. All he had to say to me was "Shut the fuck up" over and over. Brainy. I'd like to know why he bothered to come back to school if all the planned to do was sit around and waste his time along with the time of others. I doubt that he did well enough to achieve his goals. He shouldn't be allowed to reproduce, we definately don't need more people like him.

So in conclusion, I'm all for the steralisation of those who have proven them selves unworthy of producing offspring suitable for society.

This is for the people who use StumbleUpon .... LEAVE ME A DAMN MESSAGE!!! please? =O). And now for the rest of you ... LEAVE ME A DAMN MESSAGE!! I'll try not to fuck it up and make it disappear next month. I'll even try and blog a few more times this month. But you all have to help me out. I need something to write about. There ya go, leave me a contraversial topic and I'll give you my opinion on it. You can leave it in a Comment at the bottom of this post or you can e-mail it to me at meddie86@hotmail.com You can even ask me a question about me that ya wanna know the answer to ... as boring as I might seem I'm sure there's something ya wanna know.

Congratulations Kirsty, you managed to fuck up something incredibly simple. I figured out how to keep the comments when I make a new month. The idea is to leave things where they are if ya don't know what they are or if they're not hurting anyone. So now your comments will be safe within my blog for all of time ... or at least they would be IF YOU LEFT ANY!!!

I feel like a bit of a loser begging for comments. Like one of thos people sitting in the street shaking a can with 2 20 cent pieces in there asking for your loose change so that they can buy their next meal. Which of course will be the cheapest bottle of bourbon they can come accross ... bloody alcoholics. So leave me some damn comments do that I can barter for booze ... or something.

Anyway, my parents are going to New Zealand later this year and I'm thinking about having a "bring the most disgusting video you have and we'll sit up all night and watch them end to end whilst eating copious amounts of junk food" party. My video will be pink flamingos. Those of you who have seen it ... you poor souls. I'm sure everyone has disgusting videos that should be shared with the rest of us.

We went to the beach today and I decided not to go in the water, instead I sat in the sand, in the wind and got sand blasted nicely. The rest of the day was pretty boring. Although I did meet up with David in the city and we went to Irving Baby, that shop is so cool. I wish I could afford to shop there. I'm still stumped as to what I'm going to get David and Hayley for their birthdays. I want it to be good because it's their 18th and it only comes once. I'm also trying to decide on a new CD player as the old one was stolen when my car was broken in to. I had the window fixed yesterday which was good so now I jus gotta find out how the insurance works haha.

This concludes the most interesting events since the last post.

ok, so now it's March. February flew by, probably because I was at school for a fair portion of it. I jus got home from seeing One Perfect Day with David and Jordan. I like it because everyone ... well I wont spoil it for you, but I liked it much better than all those shit movies that end the same way. Usually in a "warm" embrace. At the moment I'm quite enjoying school ... although data bases are pissing me off to no end. Most of the other things I've done so far are things that I've at least touched on before. I'm still likely to come up about 20 hours ontop of Databases, so that's good. On Monday I have booked myself in for my first workshop. I dunno if Bill, Phillip and Penny are going to join me, but I'm booked in now, so I gotta go. WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY!!! YUCK!! Fuck that shit!! Fuck it right up. I can't wait till I've finished this course, money money money!! Well ... not at first, but you gotta start somewhere.

I seem to be spending a lot of my time watching various nickelodeon cartoons, such as sponge bob, rocko's modern life, rugrats all grown up and ren and stimpy. Not that this is a bad thing. It cures a large serving of boredom. I've also been playing a lot of Simpsons Hit and Run on xbox. Which is pissing me off to no end at the moment, probably because I can't seem to get past this one point.

Boredom seems to have won over yet again and it's time for me to retire to bed. You all have fun in your wonderfully exciting lives.

Well, claps for Kirsty. Sorry people but the comments from last month are gone. Not that there were that many. You see Kirsty hasn't figured out how to archive the entries quite yet. If anyone has any suggestions they would be greatly appreciated =OD. I'm watching this movie called threesome. It's got that guy from biodome in it ... you know? the one with the big lips! It's just got to a sad part, so I'm not gonna watch it anymore hehehehe. OOOOH!! Trauma ... oh, no I saw it last night. Aaaah, good old whose line is it anyway. I saw the one with Robin Williams on it and I was a trifle disappointed. I thought he did a bit too much, but oh well.