Well, today being the last day of the month I thought I had better blog. This week has been pretty interesting. On Thursday I got called into the placement lady's office, she wanted to talk to me about a job that came up. Then that night I had a call from a guy about having a phone interview on Friday. So, on Friday I go in to school early so that I can sit in a quiet room and have my interview. All in all, I think it went rather well, but I will find out for sure on Monday. They're going to call the people they want to have come in for an Interview. Then on Tuesday morning at the ungodly hour of 9:30 am I have to be in town for an interview with Ernst and Young .... that's right, the HUGE multinational company Ernst and Young. So today I had to go and buy a suit and shoes and shit. I don't think it looks that great, but apparently it looks ok. I had to get shoes and stockings and such, it's weird lol. I reeeeeeeeeeally want this job. It's for a level 2 systems support analyst which is JUST where I wanna be, but I was expecting to be there in like 5 years, not straight away. I'm quite excited really. There's only 4 of us going for this job, so I think I have a pretty good chance. I know I can do this job, I just have to convince the interviewers. So I'm scared and excited. I'll keep you all posted.

Oh dear, people are now finding my website by googling "my new bra" and "very young girl with small tits". Now, how does MY blog turn up this sort of thing? I have no godamn clue. I've never talked about very young girls with small tits .... nor very young girls with BIG tits. This makes me wonder why people want to find very young girls with small tits. So far I've come up with nothing, any suggestions?

Dear Musicians,

I have recieved many replies to my ad from the start of the month, but this doesn't mean you need not apply, the position is still open. I will be holding group auditions at the end of august and those of you who make it through to the next round will be going on individual dates with me during late September. Remember there can only be one .... uh, magical musician?

Love and musical notes,
from Kirsty

I don't regret anything I've done, I regret the things I haven't done. I will for ever be wondering what could have been.

HURRAH!! It has begun. That's right ladies and gentlemen, I have been found by some funny searches. I was always impressed with Carly's and now I have one of my own. Brace yourselves .... "sesame muppet dark secret". I don't recall mentioning any of those words anywhere in my blog at all. Now, this puzzles me, what kind of dark secret could a muppet possible have? Were they mollested as a roll of material? Do they snort cotton? Do they engage in orgies on the set of sesame street when the cameras are off? I bet Ernie and Bert are doing it and Big Bird would so love to plug snuffy. Of Course Grover, Telly and Elmo are caught up in a love triangle of muppet sex.

This weekend was a blast. I bought new jeans on Saturday and we saw the Stepford Wives. I thought it was a pretty decent movie, but I've heard that it got bad reviews and such. Well I say stuff them, stuff them right in the butt. After the movie ... much later after the movie, we went to Mars, it was great. Brooklyn and I got there first and we danced for a while. Then we went uo to the beer garden so that I could ring david and find out where they were. I saw my friend Kane up there. To the best of my knowledge he was in melbourne, but apparently he just went there for a week. I also saw my friend Oscar, he grabbed my ass and scared me. I hate it when people do that. It always freaks me out!!

Well, now that I have recovered from the horrible trauma of those scary animals I can blog again. This week I've done basically nothing. Yesterday I went and hired scary movie 3, how to make a monster, a fish called wanda and ... wait for it .... CRUEL INTENTIONS 3 . All I have to say is don't waste your money. Cruel intentions 2 was at least laughable. this is just tragic, it tried to copy the psychology of the first movie but failed miserably. It was deffinately not worth the 2.25 I paid for it or what ever. Today when I returned it I went to video ezy as they are having a sale. I got 6 movies for $20 which is pretty good if ya ask me. I got 2 Saturday Night Live videos, they're ok and I got Double Dragon which is even funnier than I remember it, then I got Dirty Deeds which is a kewl movie and I got Cruel Intentions 2 so that I may laugh at it and finally I got Cirque Du Soleil Quidam because I've heard it's good. I also saw a DVD I plan to buy in the near future .... WILL AND GRACE SEASON 1!!!! That's right ladies and gentlemen one of my favourite american shows on DVD and I don't have it yet.

I seem to be running out of room for my videos on my book case. I have at least one whole row of DVDs, but I have them on two shelves because I wanted to separate them into TV shows and movies. I think I need to reorganise things again, but that would require cleaning, which I hate!!!

Next week I'll be starting my Systems Installation and Maintenance work shops, I stayed home this week to read the text books and such ... which I must admit I haven't done all that much. I think I've read enough to get by though. The exam might be a problem though. Oh well.

Strange dreams are scary. Last night I had a dream where I was at school, but it wasn't my high school, it was sort of a combination of my primary school and my high school. My aunty was the principal there and here's the strangest part ... there was a dinosaur. A T-rex to be exact and it was trying to eat everyone. I was trying to figure out the best place to hide and I'm not sure how but for some reason I came to the conclusion that the top level of a building was the safest place ... that's right, at eye level of the horrible beast. Then somehow the back of the oval was the safest place to be. I've come to that conclusion in a dream before, although I don't remember what we were running from them. I ended up running along the river. Now, there was a creek behind my primary school, but not a river like the one I saw in my dream.

ANYWHO ... on Friday night it was time for another dvd night with the den girls. I went to another friend's party first where she burned me with a cigarette, it was more funny than painful. I arrived at the dvds night just in time to catch the kiss-a-thon. You see, before I got there, the girls had been drinking and they were fairly sloshed. We started to watch sleepy hollow and then the pizza arrived and some of the girls decided to answer the door toppless ... of course. The pizza wasn't too bad and we even got $2 off, I thnk that was the perv discount. We got through a fair few movies and then dropped off to sleep. Now, sleep was difficult as the house was occupied by a cat/lint trap and an evil one eyed, bald assed dog .... oh and one gooooooooorgeous golden retriever. Here are some pictures of them:

We watched a whole lot of Tim Burton movies, they were good but we were driven insane trying to figure out where we knew the people in them from. Like a large man in Beetlejuice. When we woke up in the morning we went on a chocolate run and came back with chocolate, fruit sticks, red skins, orange rollers, chocolate coated peanuts and marsh mallows. We started a new fire and roasted marshmallows, I've never done that before and I LOVE it. I'd have eaten more of them, but too much sugar is BAD!!

When my parents go away in September I'll be having two gatherings, one of the den girls, also called "bring the most disgusting movies you've ever seen" Secondly, I'll be having a very small let's all get drunk night for my friends from school ... as in high school, not Spherion. Hopefully it'll be a bit warm so that we can sit outside and light the brazzier .... AND ROAST MARSHMALLOWS. This weekend has been tops and it's not even over yet.

First off, I'd just like to say that vicki smells. Secondly I'd like to say that I hate my own stupidity. I've been preparing this picture to put it onto the side panel of my case ... well one of the two. I had planned to put it on the side of the case where it's the bracket that the motherboard sits on. That way I culd put a window on the other side to show off my loverly video card, etc and have a nice bright light shining. Now, stupid me put the picture on the wrong side didn't I. Let's all clap for Kirsty!! I haven't decided yet whether I'm going to put it onto the other side or not, but I probably will. In the mean time, here's what I did today.

*Picture's gone, but you should be able to see it on my art page.

Hurrah for me, I'm taking the rest of this week off because I'm a lazy poo. Ok not really, I'm taking the rest of this week off because I can't be bothered going in. =OD. I did basically nothing all day. Phill came over to get his copy of Fedora that I burned for him ... of course the second disc is fucked up, why wouldn't it be, things always go wrong. Anywho, Fedora is a new version of linux. It's really easy to use, easier than any of the others I've used. Yet, I still cannot get it to do what I want it to.

In other news, I would like a bean bag. A large one that's a pretty colour. Perhaps more than one pretty colour, but as long as it's big and beanie I'm not fussed. So I'm gonna start an organisation, it's the "Let's all give Kirsty money so that she may get a bean bag ... and other things foundation". Could there be a more worthy cause? I think not. Of course after I purchase the afformentioned bean bag, the rest of the proceeds will go toward taking over the wo ... uh, I mean, to charities suggested by the people who donate.

Of course, the easy option would be to get a job, then I could buy a whole houseful of bean bags ... and other stuff of course. Any suggestions on how to get really rich really fast are most appreciated.

Well, yesterday was funny. David had a fire twirling gig at Aldinga, thanks to the lovely vicki from The Den. He started off with single staff, then did poi, then double staff and then poi again. Without stopping really. Poor thing, his arms were so tired afterwards. The burnouts were funny because there was so much wind. The first one ended up in my face. For those of you who don't know what a burn out is, it's basically where the pyromaniac spins the staff up into the air and all the excess kerosene comes flying off in a fucking huge ball of flame and when there's wind ... it travels. We went to glenelg to twirl once and it was incredibly windy. In fact, here's a photo of a burn off from that very night.

After fire twirling we decided to go to mars. On the way home from Aldinga, the original it's raining men came on and we partied down in the car. Was good fun. We went to the Queen's Arms first and saw the show there. It was kewl. Then we went to mars ... it was raining, so of course we got wet hehe. My friend Oscar was there, he used to work at McDonalds with me. He works at mars a bit now, he does lighing with some DJ. SO David and I danced for like 2 hours before the show started at Mars. It was funny, all we did was pay out other people. There was this really huge gross sweaty guy who accidently brushed up against david once or twice and david naturally freaked out. There was heaps of crappy dancers there and a girl whose tits kept falling out every time she came near me. We sat down the front and watched the show and it was kewl. We danced a bit more after that and then I suddenly felt blind and I looked up at the lighting booth and sure enough there's a damn spotlight in my face. I had no idea who was behind it, so I stuck my finger up. The light switched off and there was Oscar laughing at me. It was funny. So after that we danced our way to the middle of the dance floor where David stepped on someone's smokes (they fell out of a pocket or soething) and then there was a tampon on the floor. That was the funniest thing I think. All in all a good night, except my stomach started hurting so I couldn't dance anymore. Eh, what can ya do, I had a ball anyway. We arrived home at about 4:30 and I set my alarm for 11 am. Then I woke up and thought fuck, I forgot to turn off my alarm for the rest of the week. I forgot that I had set it. hahaha silly me. Sleep was good. I'm supposed to be going to Bill's today for his birthday, but I'd feel out of place and stuff and I'm not feeling fantastic, so I can't.

In other news, seeing as I'm a proper geek now with a domain name and shit, I have decided that I'm going to start doing case mods. I've had one sort of planned for a few years now, ever since I found this awesome picture of medusa. You'll all be very impressed when it's finished ... VERY impressed. HAHA. I've been looking at other people's and I wanna steal some ideas, but stealing is wrong =O(. I guess I'll have to compromise and think of something similar.

Tonight there is a show on Foxtel called "Burning Bodies: Spontaneous Human Combustion" looks fab, I'll definately be watching that one. HAHAHA. TV seems to be torturing the public tonight. TWO HOURS OF OPRAH!!! Only super humans can stand such abuse. I both commend and slap silly those who watch it in its entirety. I wish everyone luck in finding some decent viewing this evening. Between football and burke's backyard you should have no trouble .... HA!

Surprisingly I had rather a good day today. It was both productive and enjoyable, which is a rarity. I am doing spread sheets at the moment, so naturally I'm getting frustrated and stabbing various students who don't necessarily deserve to be stabbed. Today I called one of the instructors for some help and thanks to my bad luck I got the one we like to call "The Angry Irishman". He proceeded to stand half a metre behind me, shouting something about using the wrong kind of function. After crying for five munites following this abuse, I fixed my problem and pushed on with my project. Needless to say, it's not finished yet.

In other news, I'd like to encourage everyone ... and I mean EVERYONE to go and see Shrek 2. I found that it was better than the first. Of course, I'm biased. It stared my favourite comical actor, Jennifer Suanders as the some what evil fairy god mother. Puss in boot also rocked, he was soooooooooo cute. There, I've finished gushing about cartoon cats NOW GO SEE THE DAMN MOVIE!!! Oh and sign my guest book too. Especially if you're from over seas, I love hearing from foreigners and leave your details too so that I can contact you!!!

Wanted:
One musician, pure of heart. Preferably male, but this is negotiable, I'm looking for a pianist with a big ... piano, stringed instruments such as cellos and violins are also acceptable. A composer/song writer would be a plus, poets need not apply.

Welcome to the new ... not necessarily improved Naked MedusA! What's new I hear you ask? Well, recently my dad discovered that I have this webpage. So before he could stick his nose in where it wasn't wanted I deleted my website from it's former location. Then I went on the hunt for a place to host it and I decided to bite the bullet and pay for some webspace. I also decided to bite another bullet (my teeth are gonna need some serious dental work) and register a domain name. So now you can arrive here simply by typing nakedmedusa.com into your browser's address bar.

I've been buying a lot of DVDs lately, I got The Craft, Almost Famous, Hackers, Hair, Halloween, The Wizard of Oz, Willy Wonka and Absolutely Fabulous the last shout. I also bought a new DVD player. It's an LG cuz after all, life's good ... or something. It's quite a good player a bit wide, but hey, ya can't win em all. I've also bought a few books, a cocktail one, one called the sisterhood of the travelling pant and While I live. That last one is the first book in the Elle Chronicles by John Marsden. It carries on from the tomorrow when the war began series which are all excellent reading. They might seem like thick books to some people, but in actual fact they're quite easy to read. I'd also like to recommend Dan Brown's books. Mainly The Davinci code. This is an awesome story. I must say that Dan Brown writes all his books the same way, this makes them some what predictable, but still good reading. Read the Davinci code first though. It's definately the best to read first.

Now, I'd like you to meet the love of my life, Gavin Degraw.

Now, we've only just met ... well I met him on the Sharon Osbourne show earlier this week. That's when I fell in love. He sand a song called Chariot and I was sold. He's an amazing artist and he has the most gorgeous smile. Now, he doesn't know I exist yet, but that's just a small hitch, I'm sure things will work out for us in the end. We will live a long and happy life together, he'll play the piano naked and sing me amazing songs to melt my heart of ice ... oh god am babbling again? *SNAP* That's me coming back to reality. He does make awesome music and have a gorgeous smile, but that's the end of the truth for today.

Tune in tomorrow for more tales of the stupid and the lonely.