December 22, 2004 5:12 PM
Ok, so here's the deal. This lady at work came and set down next to me today with this box on her lap and proceeded to tell me the story about how she came into posession of this box and its contents. It involved ICQ, a man in the US and a packet of Tim Tams that was never bought. Anywho, she decided she'd give me this box of various breakfast cereals that this guy had sent her as she's had them for like a year and a half and hadn't really eaten any of them. There were Apple Jacks, Frosted Flakes, Smacks, Corn Pops, Cocoa Rice Crispies, Golden Grahams, Frosted Cheerios, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Trix .... AND LUCKY CHARMS!!
What I'm going to do is eat one box (they're only those little ones ya get in packs of 6) each day and give a review on how they were. This afternoon when everyone left I decided I'd give the Apple Jacks a go. I started eating them dry as there was nothing that one would usually eat cereal in near by. So they were ok, they're like orange and green froot loops with red shit on them. I thought I'd take my chances and stick them in a blue smiley face cup that I have on my desk, then I ran to the kitchen (as I'm not supposed to leave the phones unattended) and sloshed some milk into the cup. I have to say this didn't improve them much at all. Not being a big fan of froot loops myself didn't help much I expect. So I ate them all and although I wouldn't buy them if I lived in America I'm sure there's people who like them. Now along with eating the cereal of course I'm going to drink the milk. You remember the red shit I said was on these apple jacks. Well it was now in my milk. Obviously the red is the cinnamon that always goes with apples. Logically red represents cinnamon ... OF COURSE!!! Anyway, so there's red specks floating in my milk, I thought, hey it looks weird, surely it can't be that bad. I was wrong, it really didn't taste much like cinnamon at all ... well ok it did, but I'm not into cinnamon milk.
Tomorrow's review: LUCKY CHARMS!!!!
Please note for accuracy of results, test conditions will be kept the same, at work, in the cup with a plastic spoon.