Tuesday, June 28
10:48 PM
HOLY FLYING MOTHER FUCK!!! This is just wrong!!! They've created a spanish version of the wiggles ... two guys and two girls, that's just the wrong formula from the beginning. They should have gone for Hi-5, they can't honestly think they can pull off a second wiggles foursome.

Should we be expecting songs with titles such as Jose the Octopus? That just doesn't work for me! Jose the octopus, who lives in my back yard swimming pool? Wake up Jeronimo? Can't you just see the wiggles running through the streets of spain being persued by a pack of bulls or throwing tomatoes at each other? I just don't think all that is in the true spirit of the wiggles.

....I don't know how many of you watches Rove Live tonight ... but cheerleaders scare me, as does Tom Cruise ... his nose is big and ugly .... and he just got on his chair. His laugh scares the crap outta me. I have to say, if they remade IT, I would totally cast him as the clown, whose name I have forgotten. Not that Tim Curry didn't do an awesome job of course.

PENNYWISE!! That was his name ... good name for a clown ... FREAKY name for a clown! I can just picture Tom Cruise playing Pennywise ... it wouldn't even really be acting, he could just be himself.

Can I just say that the following link is the funniest thing ever! You type something in and it transaltes it through a bunch of different languages and the results are hilarious!!!

Clickety Click!!

Here's an example, it's the first paragraph of this post:

I cannot never say, exactly this the following left part of the most
contented thing! The grippano something and transaltes t hey diverse
languages group and that they them restorations updated for are not
you you are urkomisch

If you didn't understand that, don't worry because nor did I BUT IT WAS BLOODY FUNNY!!! So go and translate to your hearts content and if you get any doosies come and leave them in the comments box so I can have a laugh.

hehe, this guy has a square wang ... this could be painful.

So ... work huh. Yeah, I had to do the early this morning, it sucked, but it means I get to go home at 4 which ROCKS!! I remembered to turn off my lights this morning thank god. No flat battery for me today! I had to wait an hour on Friday night for the RAA man to come, it sucked. Last night I did some more drawing, I think I've almost finished the first frame ... I know I'm so slow. Drawing doesn't come naturally to me unfortunately.

So how's about that $1200 I need ... what for I hear you ask? WELL, Kirsty needs a new camera and the one she needs is about $600. Now notice I said need as opposed to want, I hope everyone know the difference. The other thing that Kirsty needs is a writing tablet so that she doesn't have to draw on paper, scan things in, try and ink them in photoshop and fail dismally. If you kids wanna see more comics I need these two items. I might hold something cute ransom, like that kid with the bunny did, he made like 20 grand!! I could do with that much. Imagine the comics you'd get if I had 20 grand! If I had 20 grand I'd be merchendising all over the joint!! I found this great website ... well actually I found it on my red nose I bought for red nose day. ANYWAY, www.wompro.com they do custom thingies, like with your company logo. I think I'd go for condoms first, that'd go down a treat ... haven't thought of what I'd get after that though, too much to choose from. They have a minimum order of $5000 though, which sucks, but it makes sense. So I'd have $5000 worth of Naked MedusA condoms to give out ... how cool would I be. VERY DAMN!!! THAT'S HOW!

Now after all this happens and I become the over lord of web comics I will still love all you little people, rest assured you will not be forgotten. Your *cough* support *cough* during these early stages is well ... not to much appreciated as non-existant. Sure you're happy to look at my drawings, but you're not willing to donate to my cause!! WHAT KINDA FANS ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!? NOT VERY GOOD ONES! THAT'S WHAT! I think you should all step up your game. Hang on my every word, wait in anticipation for my next wonderous creation. I expect to see changes very shortly.

Well kids, looks like you're in luck, here's this weekends produce:

I'm open to suggestions for names for these guys ...

Today I bought me a new DVD player, it's an LG, like my last one, but this one has a built in card reader so I can look at shit on my TV ... I think it may even be able to play divx files ... not entirely sure though. So next on my list is a new camera, I think that might be a fair way down the track though, I'm gonna try and save for a bit I think, after buying my new phone and this DVD player. I need to put some money IN the bank.

I could really go cheese on toast right now, but that's not gonna happen. Anyway, I've been drawing some more today ... in fact a fair bit over the past few days. I need a better way of getting them into the computer, like a bigger scanner or something. I might scan them in and put them up a bit later, you'll all have to wait and see ... HAHA, YOU ARE AT MY MERCY!!! Bow before me, etc.

Watching Big Brother atm, I hope Rachael gets evicted, she smells. You heard me.

Dear people who insinuate swearing,

Look, why don't you all just face the fact that we know what you really mean and just SAY IT! Saying things like Fudge, Sugar and Flip doesn't fool anyone. According to you, that lovable dolphin was really named Fucker ... interesting family show that one isn't it? Saying one word in place of another doesn't make it any less offensive. If you don't like the real word, DON'T USE A GODAMN MOTHER FUCKING SHIT HOLE ASS FACED FAKE ONE!! LEAST of all when you work in customer service ... you say oh fudge, or fudging hell, but I know what you really mean.

FREE THE WORDS!!!

Love,
Kirsty

Thoughts, comments, Kirsty you're a dick head?

I forgot to tell you guys yesterday that I've updated my 100 things about me page. I forget when I did the original one, but I've provided updates on all of them, they're the ones in bold and white.

At work, bored as usual, lots to do today. Pretty excited because tomorrow marks one month till BRAND SPANKIN NEW STARGATE EPISODES ... I'm bursting with excitement here.

What follows is a conversation that ensued between Brad and myself this morning.

Brad: Is it possible to do (insert exceedingly stupid thing here)
Me: Why would you want to do that?
Brad: Because you're a spaz.

Brad's so cool haha, and I'm so bored. Margaret brought me some cherrichocs today, misshapen ones, the best kind!! 500 grams for $5, they rock ... as does Margaret. I have a new favourite song, it's No Rain by Blind Melon, get on, it's a good song.

So, welcome to the new layout, so different isn't it? This is going to make it easier for me to update at the end of each month, I wont be changing almost 2 years worth of pages, I only have to change the ones from this year. Once I get this comic u p and going it's going to make it easier there as well, I'd say that's likely to be a fair way away though. I'd really like to get a writing tablet, I know the kind and size I want ... I just need about $550 to get it. So if anyone want to make a donation to my cause I'd welcome it with an open wallet ... as pictured below.

If you do want to donate, let me know =OD.

In other news, I had the LOVELY Vicki and April over last night, we had some drinks, tried to watch a movie and just ended up nattering. A good time was had by all. Well I thought so anyway. Over all I think this has been a pretty top weekend and I'm gonna be sad to go back to work tomorrow. I'm not sure when the next long weekend is .. =O\

Well I didn't win the car, I'm a little bit bummed. On the upside I got a cool new key ring though. Initially I invited Vicki to come and pimp it up with me, but then she was throwing up, so I invited David. It was alright, but there really was too many weirdos there and I don't mean the good kind.

I other news, I'm still trying to kick my e-bay addiction. This last week I've had a plethora of stuff arrive, mouse mats, key rings, you name it. Right now I'm bidding on some DVDs ... Neon Genesis. I haven't seen them in ages and I freaking love the show. They're about 150 to buy the whole series and there's only 8 dvds ... not really worth that much I don't think.

In still other news I've been working a bit on my drawing style. I drew a page of eyes the other night, most of them look killer and hopefully I'll be able to use most of them some how. I finished my first strip last week, but upon completion I thought that it would be a good idea to spend some time on character development, their look as well as their personality. The first strip was pretty crap, I'll admit that, I plan on using the s tory again when I've finished developing the characters. Of course you can meet Jonah, my first character bu clicking on the Comic link in the menu on the left.

This weekend, I may get around to redesigning the site ... nothing major I don't think, still the same basic design, just different menus and such, to make it easier to integrate the comic when it's ready to go. With any luck I'll have a killer comic and it will make me a famous mofo ... you heard me.

Dear Vicki,

Why aren't you answering your phone? Did you turn it on silent so that I couldn't wake you? If you're not answering because you're dead I'm going to kill you! ANSWER YOUR GODAMN PHONE I'M TRYING TO ORGANISE OUR PIMPIN' EVENING!!

Love,
Baz

I'm a fucking gun!! This morning, I called up Nova 91.9 and won THE LAST TICKETS TO THE PIMP PARTY!!!! I want that godamn car!! I demand that it be mine. So the party is tonight and I have to rustle up a costume, or else I'll be going in the work clothes ... which would suck. It starts tonight at 6 and if you're not there by 7, they wont let you in. I might see if I can find something in the retro op shop at lunch today. I have to go and pick up my tickets as well, from Nova ... today is gonna be a busy day. I should just blow off work for the day haha ... I wont though because Laura's not here.

My credit card bill is currently exactly 5 cents more than my bank ballance ... go me!

Well here we have it kids, yet another example of opression and stupid STUPID people:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15518435-421,00.html**

Go and have a read of that then come back and enjoy my rant ...

You read too slowly.

Now, firstly I'd just like to say good on who ever this teacher was for teaching this class. Secondly if I ever find out who this complaining parent was I will subject them to gay porn and take them to every gay bar in the country ... hell I'd like to visit every gay bar in the country myself, just to say that I've done it. Would be good fun. Anyway, I love the perspective that this "lesson" took, it's not asking the kids to imagine they're gay, it's asking them to imagine themselves being pretty much alone and ostracised. It's making it easy for them to relate to, with the example of someone of the same sex trying to make a move on them, they could use the feelings they already have. If the lesson had been the other way inclined, asking the students to imagine they were gay then they'd have a little bit more of an argument, but still not much. This is NOT brain washing, banning this is brain washing! The education minister, camel what ever her name is should be taken out and shot ... or kissed by another woman, I'm not sure which yet. Perhaps both.

If this "lesson" had been taught to a class of skinny kids and asked them to imagine they were skinny in a world of fat people, would people have kicked up a stink? No, they would not have, so what's the big fuckin deal? It was a freakin example for christ sake. On another note, it's not like this was taught in say a science class, this was a health class, personal development or what ever you want to call it. In these classes the kids have to learn about LIFE ... HOMOSEXUALITY IS A PART OF LIFE!!! You can't live your life with your head in the sand and ignore reality ... well you can, but you'd be a dick head. I know this is a bad example and I am in no way comparing homosexuality to an STD, but kids are taught about the reality of STDs in health class, why is it wrong to teach about homosexuality.

Discrimination is for lame asses.

**Link is gone

Welcome one and all to June, there's need a few changes around here as you may have noticed already. On your left, you can see two new sections, Equus and Comic. Now the first is fairly self explanitory, it's pictures from the production that was. They're a little big, but it's worth the wait. If I get enough complaints I MAY make them thumb nails ... maybe. The comic is something I've been thinking about for a while now and I finally got around to doodling. For once it went well, so as soon as I finish he first comic I will post it for you guys to have a squiz. Now I don't have a name yet, so I'll be open to suggestions and it may soon be time for another revamp. I am quite attached to my current layout, but we'll see what happens.

Now, onto the beginning of month business, firstly ... and lastly the most searched phrases, here they are:
i m a lesbian help me i need to see naked girls
mums tits in rain (well, what ever floats your boat)
caught ya naked (no, I don't think you did)
accidently farted
medusa the god (yes, that's me)

There was lots of naked last month, not a whole lot of funny. Hopefully this month will be funnier.

I cannot express how many shades of green I have just turned. David met Magsa Szubanski last night ... I don't think I've ever been more jealous of anything in my life!