SUCK SHIT THATCHER BIRD CUNT!!! I HATE YOU!!

In other news I did todays Daily Jigsaw in 11 minutes and 36 seconds, go me!!!

http://www.shockwave.com/sw/content/jigsawpuzzles

I'm confused ... why would a clothing company make 2 pairs of similar pants in the same size .... VERY DIFFERENT!!! I bought two pairs of cargo pants from Jay Jays the same supposed size, the first pair fits, the second does not. I'm pissed. I took the tags off, so I guess I wont be able to return them.

Right now, I am wearing the MOST comfortable pants ever. I bought them today at Jay Jays ... I know, it's Jay Jays, but these pants ROCK!!! Today Vicki and I went to Campbells and picked up ... well lots of stuff, including a bunch of Jelly Belly Jelly Beans ... they're the best EVER!!! Anyway, after that, we met Carly at Harbor Town where I bought my heavenly pants. With a few hours up our sleeve we decided to crash the Plaster Fun house!!!! I did a dragon, who I named Wesson. He's a gun ...

We wended up ... EW I JUST ATE A PEAR JELLY BEAN!! Ah, where what I? Oh yes, we went to the Hog's Breath again for dinner. It was great. They seated us right next to the only other people in the whole restaurant, so we ordered our drinks and moved. When ordering our drinks, we had been asked if we would like Garlic bread which we denied, yet still recieved. I had the Hickory smoked steak againn, with the proper steak this time and it ROCKED!!!! Then we shared a slice of mud cake. When the bill arrived we noticed that they were trying to charge us for the garlic bread which we didn't ORDER and two glasses of wine which we neither ordered, nor consumed. So we complained and all 3 non-ordered items were removed.

After that we headed in the direction of home and I have now just gotten home from Carly's house where we watche Amelie ... awesome movie!!

Kirsty's review of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince:

WHAT THE FLYING MOTHER FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!

Damn you rolly woman!! you've got us all addicted and now you can write what ever you please and we're forced to buy and read your book/drivel. You and George Lucas should get married and have children who will go on to write crappy movies and books.

Well guys, it's official, I am no longer Australian:

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=56168

Forgive me father for I have sinned ...

Last night at Adam's house I was subjected to an episode of the simple life ... I regret to admit that I enjoyed it. It was pretty freakin funny actually. They were interns at a news channel, they screwed up the teleprompter, Paris presented the weather and while she was controlling the camera, she zoomed in on the anchorwoman's boobs ... I partook in fits of laughter. How shall I pay for my sins?

Well kids, seeing as you can't give money to me because I don't have a pay pal account, how about ya go here and give money to These people!

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Now I know that most of you probably don't even like comics, which is fine, because I don't like most of you, but I would hope that if ever I were in the position that these guys are in, that you'd all get behind me in one way or another. So open your wallets kids, you never know, one day I could be at this convention ... if I ever get around to drawing something useful haha.

WOO! GO ME!

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I'd just like to edit this very short post to make comment about how cute it is that Gretel has her blankie with her tonight. Good on ya girl for having the courage to take it on national TV. I'd also like to say SUCK SHIT DEAN!! (I just typed that as dead ... fruedaen slip?) YOU FINALLY GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO YOUR STUPID SELF!! Although I think you should be slapped with a car rather than given the keys to one.

Well kids, welcome to the other side of the Stargate premiers ... well one of them anyway. Still waiting on Atlantis. My verdict? I'm sold. While the first episode was rather different from the first 8 seasons and a trifle shocking at times I actually laughed out loud which I don't very often do. Vala ROCKS!!!! I love what the writers have done with her and her delivery is great. I can't wait to see what happens next week and I can't wait to see what happens in the first episode of Atlantis.

At first I was a tad disappointed with the way it began, but I have forgiven them for that. Vala's antics heal all wounds.

I did some writing today, not a whole lot, just a couple of outlines and a bit of re-writing on the first two pieces, with any luck next week I will sit down and get some actual writing done.

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Well kids, the count down is on, Stargate premieres in the US in around 12 hours or so. I'm still quite literally shitting my pants with excitement. Right now I'm watching Episode 7.11 Evolution. Not one of my favourites, but not too bad.

Now, this weekend I have plans to spend some quality time with my xbox, my keyboard and my mouse. I'll let you know how it goes =OD.

WOW!! Photoshop does work if you take the time to learn about it ... and by learn about it I mean accidentily discover something. Check out last night's creation. 100% digital, GO ME!!

I'd like to welcome everyone to the inagural National they stole my bin and now they wont give it back and now they wont give me my recyle bin as promised week.

This event will occur in the second week of July each year ... beginning today. We residents of the Riverside building had our bins taken away and some of us are having trouble adjusting. In the kitchen there is a communal recycling bin and people seem to be having trouble determining just what a carton, plastic bottle or tin is. Some of their interpretations have thus far included paper towel, the news paper and wooden pop sticks used to stir coffee. I say just give our dam bins back, is it that bad? Honestly.

They're changing the names of the houses in the next Harry Potter movie, they will be as follows:
Griffinwhore
Cravin'more
Slipitin
Pumpinruff

=OD I was bored and falling asleep on the train today.

Well last night was a blast. Vicki, Carly and I went to see The Taming of the Shrew, put on by the Burnside Players. Now I'm told that each time the Burnside Players put on a Shakespearean play it's done with as much flair and ... well just flair, but shit loads of it. I have to say for the first Shakespearean play that I've seen, it was as thoroughly enjoable as this post is riddled with spelling errors.

Before going to see this play we'd tried to find somewhere to eat because ... well we were hungry .. LIKE THE WOOOOOOOOOLF. We ended up at red rock about 15 minutes before the show was going to start. We were doomed to be late, so we scrapped that idea and went back to the theatre and got hot chips to hold us over till the end of the show. That time came and we were ravenous ... well I was anyway. We ended up at the Hog's Breath Cafe on Grote St. We got there at about 11:40 and the kitchen was just closed, but the owner, lovely man that he was opened up for us and made us our LOVELY meals. I had the Hickory Smoked Steak ... it was great, Carly and Vicki had chicken. Then the owner who had so kindly opened back up for us came and sat down with a large slice of chocolate cake. Well not so much a slice as a brick. He sat down and started teasing us, so naturally, I said "hey, we've all got knives, you only have a spoon, if I were you, I wouldn't be teasing us." He left after that haha, but then he came back and made us some cocktails. Carly got a Sex on the Beach which was ... pleasing and Vicki had a Mint Splice. Apparently it was this guy's own invention. It was nice.

All in all a good time was had by all. Carly slept in my car on the way home and I danced like a Goose at the petrol station. I'd like to leave you today with a quote from Ellen "Procrastinate today, don't put it off."

Things Kirsty has learned today:
It's too early to be making jokes about Today's events in London ...

Yes, in the best of taste I cracked a joke about the explosions in London to the boss .... the big boss. Great first thing to have said to him apart from "hello" with a head nod.

So my joke was that France did it because they're pissed they didn't get the olympics. I stood in the Tea room and hummed and harred as to whether I would say it or not. I said it and I probably shouldn't have. I didn't get in trouble or anything, but no one laughed and the boss looked at me funny ... GO ME!

Well it's official, I got into TAFE ... GO ME!!! I'm going to be doing Multimedia at Noarlunga ... I think it's noarlunga anyway, could be O'Halloran hill. We'll see. Anyway I have to find out now what my options are in regard to part time or night study ... EXCITEMENT PLUS!! GO ME!!

Ok kids, welcome to July, now I know it's the 6th already, but there have been some changes going on around here. Firstly, there will be no search phrases this month because I've had to change my hosting plan. So, we're in an all new home here and it's very cosy AND HIGH MOTHER FUCKIN TECH. Look out for new toys in the upcoming weeks and months.

The comic is coming along slowly ... unfortunately by the time I get this first one finished the point will have passed =O\. I think I'll go with it anyway, simply because it can lead into other things.

So kids, stay tuned for new toys, the comic and many other exciting new things ... wow, I sound like such a tool. I love me.