August 31, 2005 4:57 PM
Does everyone want to hear about my phlegm this morning? I think you do!!!
My throat was hurting heaps this morning, I meant to take a painkiller before I went to TAFE, but I forgot, so I ignored it all morning until the phlegm came. Now it didn't just come slowly, I was almost drowned in two sizeable globs of the stuff. They were unusually fleshy and upon inspection I discovered two fleshy blobs with what looked like blood vessesl in them. They were gross. Now why you ask was I inspecting my recently regurgitated phlegm? Well I wanted to know why they felt so fleshy ... I have no clue what these fleshy blood vesseled blobs were and I suspect I will never find out. If I hadn't already had them out I would have been convinced that they were my tonsils.
Doesn't that just make ya want to go and eat yoghurt or custard?
Why is it that there are no milk drinks, say iced coffee or iced chocoalte that don't have a shit load of sugar in them? I'm trying to cut as much sugar out of my diet as possible. I'm drinking green tea with honey in it as opposed to coffee with sugar ... that's really it now that I come to think of it. BUT WHY CAN'T I GET A DAMN MILK DRINK WITH LITTLE OR NO SUGAR?!?!?!?! MEET MY NEEDS DAMN YOU!