August 16, 2005 7:22 AM
Well kids, last night marked the end of Big Brother 05. I'm a little disappointed that Timmy didn't win, but he'll go on to do better things. He was political in the correct way (I wrote right, but it didn't seem to fit, Timmy's a lefty all the way!), I'm looking at you Merlin.
I'd like to say congratulations to Gretel for finding a second use for her wedding dress. Not that I'm sure she's ever been married. For those of you out there who voted for Timmy, YOU DIDN'T WORK HARD ENOUGH!!! YOUR FINGERS SHOULD BE RAW, ALL OF THEM!!! And for those of you who voted for Greg, I hope you rot in hell with all those people who voted for Howard and there were a lot of them. Now I have nothing against Greg, but I'd like you all to think about what he and his brother are going to do with that money. I wont tell you exactly, but I will tell you it is probably going to involve a lot of sex.
I thought a lot more of this year's series of BB than last years, the house mates were better, the house was better, I was a big fan of the Friday night games and when I go in next year I hope they keep them. I love a chance to compete and make a giant fool of myself.
Thanks Christy for falling down every two minutes and giving us something to laugh at. Thanks Australia for getting Rita out of the house before my ears started bleeding. Thanks Australia for getting Dean out of the house before Rita to show him just how much of a twat he is. Thanks Michelle and Glenn for having sex on national TV, there's no point in lying, we all saw. Thanks Giana for representing South Australia so well, not only in Big Brother, but weight lifting, athletics, engineering, posing for Ralph and who knows what else. Thanks Constance and Nelson for leaving us early on, we never really liked you anyway and if you hadn't gone, we'd never have had Vesna. Thanks Hotdogs for conducting yourself with so much dignity upon leaving the house. Thanks Kate for being afraid of birds. Thanks Angela for being the first to leave, someone had to do it. Thanks Geneva for kissing everyone. Thanks Mike for being loud and bald, I like that. Thanks Health for only staying a REALLY short time. Thanks Melanie for being the level headed person over the last few weeks of the series. Thanks Vesna for screaming and being afraid of bugs. Thanks Timmy for being honest. Thanks Greg/David for being nice to look at.