Well guys, I've done it, I've sold my soul to the devil ... well not so much the devil as google. As of the end of this month ... so probably something this weekend I will be having ads on my website and you're all hereby commanded to click, click, click your little hearts out!

So last night Vicki and I went to see Garbage, it was GREAT!!! I wanted to be the mic stand. Anyway, onto the lovely people surrounding us. The guy next to me kept giggling at everything that Shirley said as though she was talking about him, not our "beautiful" city. Then there was the lesbian parakeet in front of us. She was having some sort of convulsion I think. Then there was the really really tall man to our right, I felt sorry for the person standing behind them. It was a great concert, particularly when Shirley was talking in that incredible accent .... wow.

I'm pretty sure that I could secrete sugar from my pores if I tried hard enough. My hard work over the weekend really paid off and the ice cream cake was a raging success. I think next time though, I'll go for something other than berries in the chocolate ice cream of the top half. Perhaps Milky Way. I'll stick with the Cherry Ripes in the bottom though, that worked rather well and so far it's been my best creation.

I'll be doing some sorbet next I believe, not sure what flavour yet though, might do an orange one because we have a fair few oranges. I just need to find a recipe. I'll let you guys know how it goes. For pictures of our lovely ice cream death, head over to Carly's blog.

I had trouble getting to sleep last night after the sugar fest, so I played the Sims 2 University for a couple of hours ... I made one of my sims fall in love with a girl dressed in a cow suit, it's funny.

This occured this morning in a chat room on that Austnet servers:
John_Howard (HNKCHELSEA@vw-12980.iprimus.net.au) joins [03:00]
[03:00] (John Howard)adelaide is a piece of shit
John_Howard (HNKCHELSEA@vw-12980.iprimus.net.au) parts [03:00]

Thanks little Johnny, good to know you care!

Anyway, on to the real reason that I'm blogging today. I had a dream this morning, David and I were out fishing with my dad in the ocean. Some how Dad and I were somewhere looking at an underwater camera and David was in the boat trying to catch fish. He was using very small, live bait, but somehow he caught a fairly big white pointer. Now as you can imagine, he was having some trouble reeling it in and eventually got pulled into the water, I think he was attacked, I'm not sure, there was no blood. He tried to get back in the boat, but couldn't, so he started swimming over to our platform. Dad jumped in to help him and I had no idea how they were going to get on this platform because it was 20 M above the water.

Weird huh? I think it's because of the shark attack off Kangaroo Island yesterday.

Quote of the day:

"So you can whack that one off if you like."

I would like to present some statistical evidence to support the fact that around 70% of the Australian public are lame ass pussies.

Optusnet Poll Results

The sadest thing? They'll never know!

Optusnet Poll Results

I just had the most terrible nightmare!! I was pregnant and happy about it!!! I don't think I can go into any more detail, it's just too traumatic.

Alb is leaving us today, that makes me a sab panda.

I cried for you today. You and yours are in my thoughts. You know who you are.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I was just reading the morning news that I get in my inbox here at work and there was an article about the crows and port, the following paragraph was part of that article:

But the born-to-rule Crows archetype is belied by the fact that the Power's supporters include the esteemed likes of mining magnate Robert Champion de Crespigny, Immigration Minister Amanda Vanstone, former Democrats leader Natasha Stott Despoja and former governor and one-time Westpac chairman Eric Neal.

AMANDA VANSTONE?!?!?! That just confirms what a terrible team Port Power are.

I was asked on Friday whether I was going to be watching the game, my reply was, "No, I don't condone the whole community atmosphere it creates."

Dear blogger,

You're forgiven.

Love,
Kirsty

STOLEN!!! From basky.

bold, for like it
italic for shit
question mark for what the fuck is that
nothing for don't really care
**can't be bothered rebolding things

In 2003, the hottest 100 songs voted for were:

1. Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl?
2. Outkast - Hey Ya!
3. White Stripes - Seven Nation Army
4. Powderfinger - (Baby I've Got You) On My Mind
5. Coldplay - Clocks (Royksopp Remix)
6. The Cat Empire - Hello
7. Powderfinger - Sunsets
8. John Butler Trio - Zebra
9. Hilltop Hoods - The Nosebleed Section
10. Powderfinger - Love Your Way
11. Something For Kate - Deja Vu
12. The Waifs - Lighthouse
13. Dandy Warhols - We Used To Be Friends
14. White Stripes - The Hardest Button To Button
15. Butterfingers - I Love Work?
16. Little Birdy - Relapse?
17. Jack Johnson - Taylor
18. Ben Harper - Diamonds On The Inside
19. Jet - Roll Over D.J.
20. Pete Murray - Feeler
21. Epicure - Armies Against Me?
22. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Fortune Faded
23. Living End - Who's Gonna Save Us?
24. Jack Johnson - The Horizon Has Been Defeated
25. Little Birdy - Baby Blue?
26. Frenzal Rhomb - Russell Crowe's Band
27. Ben Folds - There's Always Someone Cooler Than You
28. Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage?
29. Ben Harper - With My Own Two Hands
30. Placebo - The Bitter End
31. Muse - Time Is Running Out?
32. Dandy Warhols - You Were The Last High
33. Electric Six - Gay Bar?
34. Michael Franti/Spearhead - Everyone Deserves Music?
35. Magic Dirt - Plastic Loveless Letter
36. Jane's Addiction - Just Because?
37. The Cat Empire - Days Like These
38. Butterfingers - Everytime?
39. Alex Lloyd - Coming Home
40. Jack Johnson - Times Like These
41. The Beautiful Girls - Black Bird?
42. Muse - Stockholm Syndrome?
43. The Strokes - 12:51
44. Hilltop Hoods - Dumb Enough
45. A Perfect Circle - Weak And Powerless
46. The Herd - 77%?
47. Michael Franti/Spearhead - Bomb The World?
48. Radiohead - There There
49. Radiohead - 2+2=5
50. The Waifs - Fisherman's Daughter
51. John Butler Trio - Sista (Live)
52. The Bens - Just Pretend
53. Blink-182 - Feeling This
54. Xavier Rudd - Let Me Be?
55. Missy Higgins - Greed For Your Love
56. NOFX - Franco Un-American
57. Missy Elliott - Work It
58. AFI - The Leaving Song Pt.II?
59. Gus &Frank - So Entertaining?
60. Magic Dirt - Watch Out Boys
61. Metallica - St. Anger
62. The Beautiful Girls - Music?
63. Something For Kate - Song For A Sleepwalker
64. Belle &Sebastian - Step Into My Office, Baby?
65. Andromeda - Something White And Sigmund?
66. Living End - Tabloid Magazine
67. Amiel - Love Song
68. Butterfly Effect - 1 Second Of Insanity?
69. Muse - Hysteria?
70. A Perfect Circle - The Outsider
71. AFI - Girls Not Grey?
72. Placebo - Running Up That Hill
73. Epicure - Life Sentence?
74. Cody Chesnutt - Look Good In Leather?
75. Roots/Feat. Cody Chesnutt - The Seed (2.0)?
76. Powderfinger - Rockin' Rocks?
77. Powderfinger - Stumblin'?
78. Gerling - Who's Ya Daddy?
79. Kelis - Milkshake
80. Benny Benassi Presents The Biz - Satisfaction?
81. The Chemical Brothers Featuring The Flaming Lips - The Golden Path
82. Basement Jaxx - Good Luck
83. The Strokes - Reptilia?
84. Chicks On Speed - We Don't Play Guitars
85. Missy Elliott - Pass The Dutch?
86. Pete Murray - Lines?
87. Junior Senior - Move Your Feet
88. Machine Gun Fellatio - Voices In My Head
89. White Stripes - Girl U Have No Faith In Medicine
90. Offcutts - Break It (Down James Brown)
91. Sleepy Jackson - Vampire Racecourse
92. Gyroscope - Doctor, Doctor
93. White Stripes - I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself
94. White Stripes - In The Cold, Cold Night
95. Placebo - Special Needs
96. Soggy Bottom Boys - Man Of Constant Sorrow (Skeewiff Remix)
97. The Darkness - Growing On Me
98. Blur - Out Of Time
99. The Mars Volta - Inertiatic Esp
100. The Cat Empire - The Chariot

As you guys can see, I really didn't listen to any Triple J in 2003, but I have seen the error of my ways and I am repenting my sins.

THERE WERE ERRORS!!! FUCK YOU BLOGGER!!!

F.E.A.R looks like it's gonna be a scary MOFO of a game!!! I just played the demo and it's like a mix between The Ring and Half Life. Looks really good though. Pity about the name. First Encounter Assault Recon .... nuff said.

Here are a few words of wisdom from last December:

Tuesday, December 21
4:17 PM
Australian Idol: What is the point of winning if the losers get to live their dream as well?

Thursday, December 16
6:45 PM
All I'm going to say is that people with ugly feet should under no circumstances wear thongs, particularly pink ones with a flower on them. It's as simple as that.

Thursday, December 23
2:10 PM
Damn you marshmallows, you make my water taste like the inside of a balloon.

Wednesday, September 7
8:27 AM
well guys, well done to me, for being too busy to blog ye .... ok, I'm so making that a t-shrirt. How funny would it be to take off all the FCUK ones, like too drunk to blog ... that's the only one that comes to mind. Anyway, back to yesterday. I was too busy to blog. As soon as I got home, I ate dinner, then went out to coffee, then went and installed Jordan's modem, then went to David's house then came gome and went to sleep.

So here as promised is the first memorable post, now I'm not too sure if this one really counts as memorable, but it seems only fair to begin at the beginning. That which follows is my first post ever on this blog. Back when I was doing it all by hand and then uploading. Gee I love blogger!!

Friday, September 5 2003
So, I guess you're wondering why you're here? Well ya know what? So am I, hehehehe. Welcome, one and all, to the greatest freakshow there ever was ... or my life, either is fine. It's Friday night and I'm stuck at home, what a loser I am. I'm watching some strange fucked up horror movie which I don't understand ... all these people are just running around stabbing each other and this other man is like HEAPS old and keeping himself alive some how .... with like magic ... or spinal fluid or something. He now seems to be melting, it's rather hideous and sounds horribly painful. Anyway enough about that. Back to me being a lo .... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA he just fell into a small pile on the ground, making a damn funny noise. The other night we (being David, Jordan, Adam and Hayley) went to Marion to see a movie. We saw Darkness Falls ... it was kinda funny, it's one of those funny "stay out of the dark" movies. If you like jumpiness and hilarity I would recommend seeing it. This movie has just got like 10 times more hilarious, the guy that melted, he had sex with this woman and now she can keep herself alive ... but only with spinal fluid and they've lured this guy into their house and they're gonna harvest him .... YAY!!! The movie is called "necronomicon: book of the dead" I bought it at one of those sales at video ezy. Today at school was crap, we had maths, I'm not coping with that at the moment, I'm not understanding, ... it's just plain horrible. Lately I've been in one of those, "don't worry, everything will work out like it always does" moods, but things don't actually work like that =O(. Having said that you'd think that I would change my attitude and do work ... but no, dumb around wasting a good few hours doing nothing but chatting and fabricating a web page (the one you're reading now for the less "logically endowed" individuals). At school today, I have to say it was the most retarded it has ever been, a teacher came into the year twelve area and sat there watching the morons try and kill each other, this when he was supposed to be on yard duty. In fact at some stage I believe he was "egging them on" it's people like him who reproduce to create the demon spawn we see in schools today. I've said it many times before and I'll say it again I don't know how the hell these dick heads made it to year twelve, natural selection should have weeded them out by now. They should have like cut off their heads or something stupid like that. I've been speaking to Annie a lot lately, this has made me very happy, I haven't seen Annie at all for ... well FOR EVER!!! I've missed her heaps =O(. I'm glad we get a chance to talk now, but I wish I had something more interesting to talk about. I've been so bored lately and I shouldn't be, I have so much work to do, but I just cannot bring myself to do it, like in art, I have like a whole year's work to do. By the way if you're planning on doing art of any form in year 12, my advice is DO NOT SLACK OFF!!! IT WILL NOT BE OK, YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR WORK!!! My second piece of advice would be to pick another subject. An example of my work can be seen to the left, that's one of twenty pieces that I have to complete in the next .... well not enough weeks. I have two weeks of holidays coming up and I think I'll be becoming a hermit for the whole of them and getting stuck into my art ... as well as physics, maths and who knows what else, I'm gonna be so horribly busy. If you've made it this far without getting bored, I'm proud of you, this must be horribly boring. I see this as one of those things that I will forget to do tomorrow, or just not be bothered to do, but we'll see, maybe I will be able to stick with this one, HAHA!! Maybe something interesting will happen to me and I'll wanna come and tell you all about it. I guess you'll have to wait and see and come back tomorrow, HAHA!!! Now I've got you hooked ... well probably not, but it's fun to think so. I'm gonna go now and finish watching this fuckin weird ass movie. Have a nice day poo faces. =O)

Well kids today's the big day! My blog turns two. Ower the duration of this week we will be taking a bit of a walk down memory lane. I'll be replaying some of my favourite posts and posting some old pictures if I can.

Now, onto regular business, the funniest most searched for phrases are as follows:
Vesna nude
bb Vesna nude
big brother Vesna naked
Sandra Sully Naked ... that's just wrong
Vesna naked - big brother
Vesna topless

So as you can see, Vesna is the flavour of the month. Now we ask ourselves, why didn't these people watch BB uncut ... where you could see Vesna naked. Sandra Sully??? what the hell is wrong with you people!!! She delivers the news for christ sake!!! Do you ever see people searching for George Denekian naked? NO!! and why is that? Because he reads the news!!

GUESS WHAT!!! My blog turns 2 tomorrow, YAY!!! Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear my bloooooooooooog, happy birthday to you!!!! As a special birthday treat, I'm doing a bit of work to clean it up, bring it into the future with the lovely things I've learned at TAFE. Tomorrow I'll post the list of most searched phrases for last month.