You know you're in for a treat when the ad says "concludes monday".

If I could wipe just two things from this earth it would be nikki webster and the australian mini series. At least this one wasn't starring Lisa Mcune ... CURSE YOU AND YOUR POTATO FACTORY WOMAN, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!

what ... the .... fuck .... is .... this?
http://www.gamespot.com/xbox/puzzle/thebiblegame/index.html

Where can I find someone to pay me to play video games?

No, we don't have corn syrup ... but we have this glucose syrup ... derived from corn!

WHAT?

Well tonight I have two tasks due for TAFE and one of them I haven't done properly. I mean, I've done it, but I haven't used the stuff we learned in class, I used stuff I knew before. Sure it's not as good, but that's beside the point. I might spend the class doing it properly, it's not like it would take me all that long, we'll see what happens.

Now, on the subject of fake blood I have discovered that we can't easily get corn syrup here in Australia, so I'm going to have to use glucose syrup. I just hope that it works the same. I also hope that I don't fall asleep and get dragged away by ants. That would be funny to see yes, but painful when they tried to eat me, which they would no doubt do.

It's okay everyone! We can all stop holding our breath in anticipation, the announcement has been made. Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis will be returning for a 10th and 3rd season. Thanks again guys!

Anyone know how to make fake blood? All the recipes I found have corn syrup and I don't know that we can get that here ... any ideas anyone?

Ads are gone, they closed my account because I broke the rules, go me!!

When I'm yelling "STOP" it's not because I like the sound of my own voice.

Adsense is proving to be a good way to rack up a little bit of money, I'm predicting it will be about $100 every 5 weeks or so. Thanks to those who clicked, your efforts are most appreciated. Here is this weeks total, just to show you guys how well it's going and ENCOURAGE YOU TO CLICK MORE!!! MORE DAMNIT!!!

Well kids, I'm half way. You heard it first here, I'm half way through writing my six episode series. Now, if any of you out there are TV executives ... particularly the ABC, I think our show would fit in nicely on say a Tuesday night or something. Let me come in and pitch the show to you. I've been told I'm a comic genius ... I have the shirt to prove it also. We could work on a very modest budget, but we need some help with a location. Basically, we need a house with a cellar, or a set that looks like a house with a cellar. We come as a package, Director, Actors, Extras all we need is a set and a crew ... and some cool equipment would be good too. We're prepared to do our own stunts and endorse any product you throw at us.

HAVE SCRIPT, WILL WORK FOR PEANUTS.

DAMNIT!!! There's no more House until the first of November!!! This is unacceptable, now I'm going to have to spend more time writing ... or I could find something else to watch. Any suggestions anyone?

For those of you wondering, Saturday night ROCKED! I didn't think I'd find myself enjoying Missy Higgins, but I got right into the spirit of things and became a lesbian for the night. Carly was my girly friend and we held hands. I broke up with her last night, for Tom's sake. He's such a nice little french boy, I wouldn't want to come between them. Anyway, I found myself enjoying Missy's performance, particularly the Cello. I didn't so much enjoy the music, but the performance was great. I spent most of the time cancelling out the main instruments in my head and just listening to the Cello. Ben was GREAT!!! I think the rain was appropriate, he was so cute dancing around with his guitar and we were all dancing about out in the rain. Missy and Ben did a song together and Ben's mic fell down, so the last minute or so of the song he was squatting. It was great. He's one of the only people who can pull off a denim ensemble. For those of you who missed out on tickets and I know there aren't many of you because HALF OF ADELAIDE WAS THERE, you missed a great show, but not to worry ... I have nothing to finish that with.

Now, I'd like to share with you the new campaign that a few of us who went on Saturday night are going to start, here's our prototype poster:

So what do you guys think? I'll be taking orders for posters and tshirts over email in the next few weeks.

Well done Carly, you've manager to influence my ads, they're now about getting back at boyfriends as opposed to tshirts. With any luck these ones will be worth more. I'd like to thank Vicki who clicked ... ONCE. I'd now like to show you my current total:

GET CLICKING BITCHES!!!

In other news I'll be getting maggoted tonight =OD. See you all on the other side.

CLICK YOU BASTARDS CLICK!!! I'm almost to $5 on Adsense, I feel you as my loyal fans are not doing your part. It's not like I'm asking you to give me your hard earned money, although that would be nice. Just come in once a day and click on the 4 links down there in that new table. Each time you click, I get money added to my adsense account and then, when I reach $100, I get a cheque ... help me get a cheque.

Wow, it's great to me back! I just want to thank my outrageous fiance Selma, take a bow sugar beet. Right, now back to me. Finally I got my connection setup, I'm now a part of society again. I felt so incredibly cut off while I had no internet. I thought I was going to die. On the upside though, I got lots of homework done,

Monday night's gorging was GREAT!! Crepes rock. That is all.

My tongue is big and sore AND FOR NO REASON!!! It's not like I've been kissing anyone violently or anything ... or kissing anyone at all for that matter. Wow, what a weekend! I got up at 7 on Saturday morning to go pick up Vicki to take us to Athelstone to be extras in 2:37. It was cold and long and boring, yet interesting at the same time. It brought back so many memories of why I hated high school. I was instantly filled with disdain for 90% of the people around me. For a gander at some pictures, head on over to Vicki's blog. In the end a good time was had by all, and if good times were not had then they suck and they shouldn't be doing it! I really don't care if they end up using the shots we're in or not, just to see how things are meant to be done was cool.

After all that I went to a house warming party at West Beach .. I was one of no more than 6 Australians there, everyone else was French, Sweedish, German or who knows what else. A good time was had by all there, particularly the girl who can drink a bottle of beer in 5 seconds ... until she threw up anyway. I have to say, the funniest point of the night was when Carly and I were talking to Tom and Bernie about Belly dancing and they were talking to us about Ballet dancing. I'm not sure they cottoned on in the end, but Carly and I thought it was a riot.

Yesterday Adam, Hayley and I headed out to Annie's house for a lovely BBQ. Adam and Hayley were puzzled as to why I had arrived so early as they were under the impression that we were heading to her parent's house which is just around the corner. I rang Annie to confirm and we were soon on our way. I HATE driving with Adam because he always complains about the route that I take or the way I drive. Lunch ROCKED and we got a pav and rum balls from the cheese cake shop on the way out, they capped off an awesome meal. The conversation turned a few times to moving out and Adam thinks that I should move out, buy a house and have him and all our other freinds move in. Personally, I couldn't live with Adam, he would be far to annoying and scary. He'd be lurking in cupboards waiting to jump out at me when I walk past and other such nasty things!

Tonight we're going to Carly's for our regular Monday night routine of good TV, good company and good ... but oh so bad food. Tonight we have a special guest. Tom is coming down to make crepes for us. On the condition that I make ice cream, so I'm making a quater batch of Milo with Tim Tams in it. Hopefully it will turn out well, if not, TOO BAD!!! I'm super excited about the crepes.

Still no internet at home, I really hope it's back by the end of this week so that I have it again in time for TAFE. On the upside though, I've been getting a lot of homework done. I'm up to date in terms of book exercises in digital imaging, I never thought I would be, but I am. So now I just have to work on my slide restoration and my fantasy scape and I'll be in like flynn. I've been keeping up with the book really well in Web1, but I've been letting the rest of it slip. I did the first five questions of the main theory piece last night. They were easy, mostly about design concepts and such. I need to get my design brief finished, but it's really crap and I need to actally think about what my site is going to look like in the end. I might get into it tomorrow night or on the weekend. We'll see.

Keep cool kids.

Your quest for today kids, find out whether you can still see if your eye pops out of its socket. Report back here at 0900 tomorrow.

HAHAHA, so far, I have earned $0.06 from my ads here ... I'm going to be a millionaire!!

Just wanted to quickly post and say dial-up = poo.

Well kids, another month begins. Yesterday was a freakin awesome day. Basically Carly, Vicki and I went down to the bay, then hung out for the rest of the day and ate good food, then we went out, danced and ate more good food. So there was much fooding and good times had.

Now, onto business. The changes that I began last month have now been implimented on the main page so from here on out all new posts will be up to the current web standards ... I think. There's always a chance that I missed things, anywho. I'm going to be spending a fair bit of time tonight trying to get the rest of this year's posts into the new correct format. Also, you guys will notice we have the lovely google, posting ads on the left below the menu. As I said, clickety click away to make me money!

I'll try and post the funny searched phrases for you guys tomorrow.

It's official, we're getting on to ADSL 2. The only down side is that I'll be offline for a while, could be up to two weeks, but with any luck, it wont be anywhere near that long. This how ever could be a good thing, I may get a whole bunch of writng done and homework as well, I really need to get to doing that =O\. So kids, this is goodbye for a little while I guess. I really shouldn't be blogging at work, so I'm going to try not to. How ever, here is the list of last months funny searches ... cue the music!:
sandra sully (yet again you grace my searches ... what's the fascination I wonder? perhaps I should talk about more news presenters)
how did medusa become medusa (good question that)
sandra sully birthday (did anyone else picture her popping out of a cake scantily clad? Just me? ok.)
what does oprah look like naked (something I hope never to find out)
d-www-en-us_i-e92k5h2grcf478cj_s-207 (my thoughts exactly)
catterpillar dictionary (it's a bug, usually furry, lots of legs)
naked people to dress up games (oxymoron anyone?)
see my mother toppless (dad, is that you?)
naked kirsty cochrane (.... why?)

So there you have it. Hope you guys don't miss me too much.