November 30, 2005 1:26 PM
On the Triple J breakfast show on Fridays, they have the Friday Fuckwit. I'd like to introduce you to the Wednesday Wankstain. It's basically the same concept, but on a different day.
Now this week's Wednesday Wankstain Award goes to the one and only Amanda Vanstone. Now, I know I'm a little behind the times on this one, but her comment to Little Johnny about the security on flights and being able to take on a HB pencil, with which she could pierce his eye and poke around in his brain.
I know we'd all like to do this to Little Johnny, but she's one of the few people that would have the chance. Personally, I think she should take one for the team and go ahead and scramble Little Johnny's brain with that HB pencil she's so keen on.
Let's face it, she's be the cock of the walk in prison. Who'd want to mess with her? All she needs is a stick and you're fucked. I don't want to go anywhere near her as it is, let alone if she were a convicted murderer.
Congratulations Mandy, you've won the inaugural Wednesday Wankstain Award!