January 1, 2006 10:48 PM
Found this lovely piece of gold while Stumbling about on the internet tonight:
Top Ten Questions Paris Hilton Asked Herself Before Buying A Monkey
10. "Does it go with my shoes?"
9. "Should I get the extended warranty that covers replacement monkey parts?"
8. "Which species got the best rating from 'Consumer Monkey Reports'?"
7. "Does Louis Vuitton make monkey-wear?"
6. "Will it get along with whatever wealthy twit I'm currently engaged to?"
5. "If I don't buy this monkey, does that mean the terrorists have won?"
4. "Will it get along with Lindsay Lohan's orangutan?"
3. "Should I consider leasing?"
2. "Can it be trained to hold a video camera?"
1. "Will I still want a monkey when I'm sober?"
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Well I think I've finally finished cleaning, it's only taken we all day. I've thrown out so much shit, mostly papers and empty envelopes. A bit of school stuff as well. I was looking through my year 11 school diary and I found this page from a book I'd read:
We went into town and found that Killing Heidi were doing a signing so I ripped the first page from this book and had them sign it. They had a laugh. The book was pretty crappy if I remember correctly.
I also found one of those things were you write half a sentence in a story and then pass it around. Ours were always pretty gross. I'll have a read of this one and if it's not too bad I will scan it and post it.
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Welcome kids, to the year that will be 2006. It is now 7:21 am and I have yet to go to sleep. I have updated the site ... the earliest yet I think. Don't get testing all the links though, there are some holes that I've found already. Go me and my tired self! bed time me thinks.
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