March 14, 2006 8:58 PM
http://www.satirewire.com/features/satire-jeevesinterview.shtml
Gold, solid gold!
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I'm currently selling some stuff on ebay, including a football jumper I bought a couple of years back ... you know, when I was young and stupid and into sport. Anyway, I've listed it as Jumper/Gournsey which I thought was the correct way to spell it. That is until some snot nosed little kid came along and said "Learn how to spell. Gournsey= guernsey". So I thought to myself, well thankyou for wasting your time. Then I went and had a look at his auctions, this is pasted directly from his last one:
Microfiber for light wieght stregnth and durabilty. Forefoot outsole flex groove for flexability Side lacing, Injected TOTAL CONTROL Resin on strike areas.
13 moulded cleats on the sole.
Boots Come in Box.
Contact is to be made within 3 days from end of auction. Then Payment within 5 days after auction end. Non Paying Bidders will be reported.
I have more pictures of these fantastic boots, contact me if you would like to see more or different views of the boots.
Any other questions, be sure to ask me.
Postage Costs.
Will post to anywhere in Australia. Prefered payment by bank deposit but will accept money order or bank cheque only. I will email successful bidder confirming clearence of payment and postage of item.
Maximum postage cost is $14.65
To find out your postage cost, contact me, and tell me your postcode. I will work it out from there.
I will be using a Registered Post.
At least I didn't fuck up common and at least mine is gramatically correct. So I replied with the following:
You know, perhaps you should learn to spell also. I found 7 spelling mistakes in this auction! Four of them in the first sentence alone. Hope you have a great day!
I really hope he did have a great day!
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