June 26, 2006 10:26 PM
http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/47541/
PUM PUM PANTSMANDA!!!!
I'm so scared and thankful that I'm not Japanese. They have so many scary things to educate their children with.
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http://www.zipped.org/misc/stuff.php?vln=57
It's a travesty I tell you, a travesty!
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June 25, 2006 10:28 PM
In other news I found this funny video. It's quite clever actually. Particularly so if you're into retro gaming and food ... as I am. God I miss frogger.
http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=e78352JcfQJfpP
And this one. I love coffee also!
http://www.yikers.com/video_coffee_turned_into_art.html
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Kirsty + a whole bottle of canadian club + 2 litres of lemonade and 2 cups of coke = very very pukey girl.
It was hideous, I couldn't even keep down water. I can assure you I wont be doing that again. I got half way through the bottle and thought to myself, "Well I've come this far ..."
I'll be turning back to beer, it's harder to drink too much of because it actually makes you feel full.
June 23, 2006 12:04 PM
I submitted my assignment for TAFE at 1 am this morning, go me!
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June 20, 2006 6:40 PM
The other night we went out for Andy's birthday. It was an awesome night. We began at the Belgian Beer Bar where I partook in a variety of strange and expensive beers, I had Hoegaarden, Stella, Leffe Blonde Blonde, some sort of cherry beer whose brand I forget and the ever so expensive GOLDEN DRAAK!!!! That beer cost me $12.50 and I didn't really like it. After the stinging million dollar beer Marije and I took off to Shotz for 1 dollar beers ... we had two each, took a piss and decided the beer tasted like piss, so we pissed off to the Cranker where I had a Tooheys Dry Ale which I proclaimed the Deer Beer .... because it had a deer on it. Now by this time, Andy was well and toasted, I had to hold him up pretty much. I pointed out a chair and said he should sit down and he said "okay, but for now, I'm fine." So I took my hand away and he stumbled back a bit, this was just before Marije and I left for Fumo Blu where I drank 1 Pale Ale which cost me $6 .... what a rip off. After that everyone else rocked up at Fumo Blu and we headed off to the Mars Bar where David and I tried unsucessfully to obtain more funds. WHAT KIND OF FREAKIN BANK IS CLOSED ON A GODAMN SATURDAY NIGHT!?!?!?!? Westpac, that's who!! How stupid is that!!! Adam lent me a couple of coins to get in and I took to drinking free water and replenishing my body of it's lost fluids.
I discovered that yet another person who sells me lunch is gay! And also that the incredibly cute guy that works with him is straight. YESS!!! Not that it helps me, but who cares. Kane was also there so I got to spend some time catching up a bit with him which was cool. Then I saw a bit of the drag show ... there were cocks, it was awesome. Then we went home and on the way got McDonalds, we kept making Hayley laugh because we were talking about hairy ass cracks and she got angry because she was trying to eat and she couldn't because she was laughing so hard.
All in all a good time was had by all.
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June 12, 2006 9:33 PM
Just going throught a whole bunch of files in my computer, I found a poem I had to write in year 12 ... here tis!
Don't sit here.
Don't drink that.
Don't leave this place.
Don't touch my things.
Don't listen to them.
Don't shout and scream.
Don't have an opinion.
Don't make a fuss.
Don't waste your breath,
We're not listening anyway.
I'm still this fantastically synical, I just don't have as much time for it these days.
June 9, 2006 5:16 PM
Bought new underwear last night ... wearing it today ... it's inside out ... didn't know till now.
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June 3, 2006 8:19 AM
I'm a little posty short and sweet, here is my first line, here is a ryme. When you're finished writing, I'm all done. Click submit and watch me go!
HAHA, I'm a lyrical genius. For those of you who couldn't work it out, sing it to the tune of that timeless classic, "I'm a little teapot".
I know I haven't posted in a while, but I've been busy trying to get some TAFE work done and trying to find a new job. The TAFE work isn't really coming along that well, things that I'm trying to do, just aren't working because I don't have a thorough enough knowledge of the language. I guess I'm used to everything working because HTML is so simple and I've been doing it for like 8 years or what ever. I'm pretty glad that I didn't end up doing Javascript this semester as well. I may do it next semester, we'll have to wait and see.
I was also offline between Sunday morning and Wednesday night. Why? Well my modem died and me being the egg head that I am decided to spend all day trying to fix it, before determining that it was a problem with the modem. I called helpdesk at 5:17 to get the voice mail. Operating hours are between 10 am and 5 pm on weekends ... I missed out by a matter of 20 minutes!!
Ok kids, I have work to do and a hang over to experience.
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