June 20, 2006 6:40 PM
The other night we went out for Andy's birthday. It was an awesome night. We began at the Belgian Beer Bar where I partook in a variety of strange and expensive beers, I had Hoegaarden, Stella, Leffe Blonde Blonde, some sort of cherry beer whose brand I forget and the ever so expensive GOLDEN DRAAK!!!! That beer cost me $12.50 and I didn't really like it. After the stinging million dollar beer Marije and I took off to Shotz for 1 dollar beers ... we had two each, took a piss and decided the beer tasted like piss, so we pissed off to the Cranker where I had a Tooheys Dry Ale which I proclaimed the Deer Beer .... because it had a deer on it. Now by this time, Andy was well and toasted, I had to hold him up pretty much. I pointed out a chair and said he should sit down and he said "okay, but for now, I'm fine." So I took my hand away and he stumbled back a bit, this was just before Marije and I left for Fumo Blu where I drank 1 Pale Ale which cost me $6 .... what a rip off. After that everyone else rocked up at Fumo Blu and we headed off to the Mars Bar where David and I tried unsucessfully to obtain more funds. WHAT KIND OF FREAKIN BANK IS CLOSED ON A GODAMN SATURDAY NIGHT!?!?!?!? Westpac, that's who!! How stupid is that!!! Adam lent me a couple of coins to get in and I took to drinking free water and replenishing my body of it's lost fluids.
I discovered that yet another person who sells me lunch is gay! And also that the incredibly cute guy that works with him is straight. YESS!!! Not that it helps me, but who cares. Kane was also there so I got to spend some time catching up a bit with him which was cool. Then I saw a bit of the drag show ... there were cocks, it was awesome. Then we went home and on the way got McDonalds, we kept making Hayley laugh because we were talking about hairy ass cracks and she got angry because she was trying to eat and she couldn't because she was laughing so hard.
All in all a good time was had by all.
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