August 31, 2006 7:15 PM
Angry ANGRY!!! I made this awesome cake for Carly and she told me to bring a bit home. So I did, she made a little foil nest and everything and when I got home I closed it over and made sure the icing wasn't being touched. I come to the fridge today AND THERE'S FUCKING TOMATOES ON IT!!!! I yelled at mum and she goes "It must have fallen there" I looked at the situation and there was clearly no falling into that position possible, so I spazed out further. I wanted the cake to look awesome to impress the people at work ... now it just looks like poo. LITERALLY!!!!
August 28, 2006 8:16 AM
Possibly the funniest news post ever ... anywhere:
AN OHIO teen was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents. Timmy Shannon, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life. "I was like five minutes into this porno called Horny House Wives 4, when I thought to myself, 'Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I'm sitting on. Oh crap, it is!' I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited."
That last sentence is my favourite. You can't fake that shit.
Also, I had a stroke of genius this morning. I've registered a new domain name, so there will be a new website coming soon!!!
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August 27, 2006 8:56 AM
So last night Sandi, Carly and I went out for what I was lead to believe was "beer and burgers" which turned into a beer, 3 burgers and 2 bacardi breezers ... followed by a few more drinks, stupidly dressed girls dancing badly and a confidently drunk boy and an asshole.
The beer was budweiser ... it was ok, not my favourite though and the burger was ok, but I asked for mine without onion like everyone else and I got onion. That made me a sad panda. Then there were all these hideously dressed girls danicing badly. I was sure we were all going to catch VD just by looking at them. Sandi wanted to dance so we went to the bar. Then there were dick heads leaning on me and kissing so I chucked a shit and walked outside. Then we went back in and stood elsewhere, then along came confident drunk boy, he was kinda funny. We were at least nice to him, everyone else was walking away and asking him to fuck off and such.
Eventually I needed to pee, so inside I went and peed then on my way back outside this guy stopped me. He was taller than me and he leaned over and said "hey, you should go home now, you haven't got a chance." and I said "I'm trying, my friends don't want to leave." and walked away. What I should have said was "Do you know what you should do? Act your age, asshole!" He was like 45 at least. I went and told Carly and Sandi, so they went and defended my honour. Carly got his attention and goes "You wouldn't be the kind of asshole who tells people that they should go home because they don't have a chance would you?" He didn't seem to hear her so he put his arm around her waist and said "excuse me?" Carly swiped his arm away and said "What I said was, you wouldn't be the kind of asshole who tells people they should go home because they don't have a chance would you?" He said "I dunno where you're getting that story from." and Carly said "Well I know exactly where I'm getting my story from." and the guy started telling her to fuck off and leave him alone. During this time his "Friends" had all wandered off so he was left standing there looking very uncomfortable. Sandi and Carly stood about a meter away and were talking to each other and he came up to them and said "You should stop talking to me, because ... fuck off" They laughed and said "... we're not talking to you, why don't you turn around and talk to your hundreds of friends" and then they walked away. I think he was made to feel justly stupid. While they were inside (they were gone for a while because they decided to have a boogie before they came back out) I imagined myself going in, tapping him on the shoulder to get his attention and punching him in the nose as he turned around. That would have served two purposes, one, it would have made me feel better and two, we would have been thrown out and I would have got to go home.
As it was, we didn't stay for much longer and Carly dropped me home, before she and Sandi went to the Jade Monkey, which is ironically, right next to my work. So really, they could have left me in the city over night. Except for the fact that I didn't have my prox card, so I would have had to wait for someone else to come along and let me in.
I listened to the CD I made for carly on the way to work today, it was good. I think my favourite song on there is London Bombs, by Eskimo Joe. I freakin love that song, it has stringed instruments! Also, I decided to link to possibly the most awesome music video ever!! It's Bob Sinclair, Love Generation. You can't watch it and not feel awesome. So watch it ... AND FEEL AWESOME!!!!
August 22, 2006 9:02 PM
They cancelled Stargate SG-1 ... What a way to rip out my heart. I really shouldn't have gotten this invested in a TV show. These things cannot go on for ever. I really hope they send Carter to Atlantis, I don't know if I can live without her.
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I just found this great website. If you're into strange drawings, have a look. My favourite is number 68, the flute player.
http://www.cire.gs/
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August 20, 2006 9:29 PM
I just watched the 200th episode of Stargate SG-1 ... it was such an AWESOME excercise in self mocking. Also such a salute to long time fans and forum goers (not that half of them deserve such an honour). I have never laughed so hard at an episode of Stargate, it's well worth a watch, even if you're not that big a fan. Gold guys, fucking gold!
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August 19, 2006 5:15 PM
ew ew ew ew!!! I just had a call from a guy who I presume was in sydney. He wanted to get off of optus cable, because it's crap and I told him he needed to call Sales on Monday because I couldn't help him. Then he asked where we were, so I said Adelaide and he goes "Every thing's in Adelaide" and I said "Not really, we don't really have much of anything here" and he goes "I bet you're not single are you" ... I froze then I said "So if you call on Monday, one of our sales representatives should be able to help you" he laughed and said "you can't answer that one can you?" and I said "no, I wont answer it, because it's none of your business"
I'm sure he was on drugs, because he asked me the same question like 8 times! I feel so dirty!
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August 18, 2006 11:16 AM
So last night I went to my big screen debut. It was fabulous! The film was a bit hard to watch. I think if I hadn't been watching out for myself so hard I may have been able to think about it more. I take my hat off to Murali, it sounds like it may not have turned out quite as he planned, but it was a bloody good effort. I had wondered if I would be able to disconnect myself from the location and I don't think I did completely. I think when I see it next time though I will be able to, because I wont be looking for myself, I know where I am.
Everyone should definately see it though ... EVERYONE.
Oh yeah and I took a video of my scene, I will post some of it as soon as I find the cable for my camera. Go me and losing stuff.
August 16, 2006 2:43 PM
I had something really weird happen last night ... not sure when, but at some stage when I was asleep my body decided it wanted to share the bed with my remote controls. Normally they're kept on my laundry basket next to my bed so I have no idea how they actually got INTO my bed. Not just on my pillow or something, but under the covers. One even ended up under my hip, it was quite painful actually when I woke up.
I'm kinda freaked out right now, if my remotes can get into my bed without me knowing, imagine what else can!
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August 12, 2006 9:35 AM
I know I've been doing little but posting videos at the moment, but I've been seeing a whole bunch of good ones, I can't help but want to share them.
Work is going really well ... apart from the fact that I picked up a call back on Thursday and crapped my pants because it was my ex! I turned to Nikki and I freaked out. She goes "oh my god, are you for real?" which of course I was, she told me it had happened to her and just to put the call back in the queue. How much bad luck is that! On my first day with no one listening, I have a traumatic experience like that. Other than that I've been having an absolute ball, I've been told twice already that I must have the patience of a saint, I just laugh.
In about two weeks Carly will be home and I wont have to take care of her little deamons ... I mean delightful little cats. She sent Sandi and myself a post card to her house, they were rad. I keep forgetting to give Sandi hers though, I'm such a great rememberer!
Hopefully my blogging should be back to normal soon, when I have time again.
August 4, 2006 4:07 PM
I am quite possibly the worst blogger ever. I've been to busy attending to Carly's cats and not being at home on the net, so I've had no time to post. I did how ever manage to squeeze in some time the other day to post that hilarious video of the people dancing on the treadmills.
Now just because I'm not around anymore doesn't mean I don't love you all. Because I do ... well most of you anyway ... ok, only some of you, but there's definately some love to be had.
Hopefully I should post more often soon. Perhaps when I have my own desk and computer at work.
Although the posts could also decrease when I start playing WOW, which I have somehow been talked into.
August 2, 2006 7:11 PM