August 27, 2006 8:56 AM
So last night Sandi, Carly and I went out for what I was lead to believe was "beer and burgers" which turned into a beer, 3 burgers and 2 bacardi breezers ... followed by a few more drinks, stupidly dressed girls dancing badly and a confidently drunk boy and an asshole.
The beer was budweiser ... it was ok, not my favourite though and the burger was ok, but I asked for mine without onion like everyone else and I got onion. That made me a sad panda. Then there were all these hideously dressed girls danicing badly. I was sure we were all going to catch VD just by looking at them. Sandi wanted to dance so we went to the bar. Then there were dick heads leaning on me and kissing so I chucked a shit and walked outside. Then we went back in and stood elsewhere, then along came confident drunk boy, he was kinda funny. We were at least nice to him, everyone else was walking away and asking him to fuck off and such.
Eventually I needed to pee, so inside I went and peed then on my way back outside this guy stopped me. He was taller than me and he leaned over and said "hey, you should go home now, you haven't got a chance." and I said "I'm trying, my friends don't want to leave." and walked away. What I should have said was "Do you know what you should do? Act your age, asshole!" He was like 45 at least. I went and told Carly and Sandi, so they went and defended my honour. Carly got his attention and goes "You wouldn't be the kind of asshole who tells people that they should go home because they don't have a chance would you?" He didn't seem to hear her so he put his arm around her waist and said "excuse me?" Carly swiped his arm away and said "What I said was, you wouldn't be the kind of asshole who tells people they should go home because they don't have a chance would you?" He said "I dunno where you're getting that story from." and Carly said "Well I know exactly where I'm getting my story from." and the guy started telling her to fuck off and leave him alone. During this time his "Friends" had all wandered off so he was left standing there looking very uncomfortable. Sandi and Carly stood about a meter away and were talking to each other and he came up to them and said "You should stop talking to me, because ... fuck off" They laughed and said "... we're not talking to you, why don't you turn around and talk to your hundreds of friends" and then they walked away. I think he was made to feel justly stupid. While they were inside (they were gone for a while because they decided to have a boogie before they came back out) I imagined myself going in, tapping him on the shoulder to get his attention and punching him in the nose as he turned around. That would have served two purposes, one, it would have made me feel better and two, we would have been thrown out and I would have got to go home.
As it was, we didn't stay for much longer and Carly dropped me home, before she and Sandi went to the Jade Monkey, which is ironically, right next to my work. So really, they could have left me in the city over night. Except for the fact that I didn't have my prox card, so I would have had to wait for someone else to come along and let me in.
I listened to the CD I made for carly on the way to work today, it was good. I think my favourite song on there is London Bombs, by Eskimo Joe. I freakin love that song, it has stringed instruments! Also, I decided to link to possibly the most awesome music video ever!! It's Bob Sinclair, Love Generation. You can't watch it and not feel awesome. So watch it ... AND FEEL AWESOME!!!!