August 30, 2007 7:42 AM
I'm pretty sure that someone was fucking with me yesterday. While I was at work, I had a lady ring up because she'd dropped her laptop. It seemed to work fine after that, but then she closed the case and now can't get it open again. She wanted to know if she could buy a new case for her laptop. Now we don't sell laptops and this customer reached my phone by first going through reception and sales. I expect she gave her whole spiel to both of the other departments she spoke with. There were a couple of other funny calls as well, but generally they were only funny to us, because we know shit about stuff and the customer didn't seem to.
THEN on the bus, there was this guy who clearly has some sort of mental disability, now there were these other two passengers who tried to get off before stop 26, which is the first set down. So the driver was giving them a serve, then after they got off, the guy with the disability was yelling about how stupid they were. Now, I see this guy on the bus all the time, when ever we pull up to a stop where you can change busses, he always shouts out the numbers of the busses that should be there. A little way down the road from when the 300 year old lady got her serve and was let off the bus before stop 26, one of this guys friends got on and he proudly proclaimed many times over, that this was his day off. So he was riding the busses on his day off .... as a side note, I've seen this guy on lava life, his screen name? Timetables. I was so close to stabbing him. Anyway, his friend got on and after much proclaiming about days off, his friend headed up the back of the bus ... but not before falling flat on his face in the aisle. It was awesome. This was the point at which I realised someone must have been fucking with me. There's no way that this amount of hilarity could happen just by chance all on the one day. So who ever it was, please do it again, I feel I need more laughing in my day, there simply is not enough.